| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW ME HOW TO CHEAT TOO | Minotaur | 2 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard | n |
14 | Whas'up Doood | Hobgoblin | 40 | 55 | Block, Sure Hands, Dirty Player, Dodge | n |
13 | Eeet Schizer | Hobgoblin | 9 | 3 | | n, d |
12 | Hama Sai'id | Hobgoblin | 38 | 31 | Sure Hands, Block, Dirty Player | d |
11 | Fiiding Phreanzy | Hobgoblin | 36 | 31 | Block, Sure Hands, Dirty Player | n, d |
9 | Keelingya Phamly | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 38 | 37 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Multiple Block | d |
8 | Faishal Rekanstruct'r | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 35 | 31 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On | n |
7 | Maxjoi Frumpane | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 32 | 49 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Kick, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
6 | Femur Sanappa | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 35 | 34 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +AG, Guard, Dauntless | n |
5 | Noz Baleed'n'Blow | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 47 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
3 | Skoalis Cracken | Minotaur | 30 | 28 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Multiple Block, +AG | d |
2 | Goofy Goober | Bull Centaur | 53 | 64 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Sure Hands, Tackle, Mighty Blow | |
1 | Seely Moron | Bull Centaur | 22 | 48 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, +MA, Leap | n, m, n |