| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Tick Tock | Gnome | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Replacement Killer | Gnome | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Fleece | Gnome | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
12 | Teh Freshmaker | Gnome | 3 | 16 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Pacemaker | Gnome | 3 | 4 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Plucky PorkSkin | Gnome | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Foreskin | Gnome | 11 | 23 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | Ow'It'Sir | Dwarven Cannon | 22 | 7 | Strong Arm, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Secret Weapon, Throw Team-Mate, Pass | d |
13 | Schmegma | Gnome | 19 | 29 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +AG | -av, d |
12 | Meddle | Gnome | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Grime | Gnome | 7 | 11 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Puddle | Gnome | 18 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
8 | Pudge | Gnome | 15 | 14 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -st, m, n |
6 | BamBam Brick | Squig Slayer | 13 | 38 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Multiple Block, Tackle, Guard | d |
1 | Teh Big Boomer | Dwarven Cannon | 26 | 34 | Strong Arm, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Secret Weapon, Throw Team-Mate, Pass, Block, Mighty Blow | n |