| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Fuzzy Cupid II | Troll Slayer | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | m, n |
14 | Toad | Longbeard | 6 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
11 | Danny Woodburn | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
8 | Kenny Baker | Longbeard | 5 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
4 | Lord Littlebrook | Blitzer | 9 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Dodge | m, n |
2 | Lil Nasty Boy | Troll Slayer | 14 | 13 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | n |
11 | Pitbull Patterson | Longbeard | 12 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, n |
16 | P.O.D. | Longbeard | 10 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
14 | Big Pappa | Longbeard | 12 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
8 | Fidgit | Longbeard | 26 | 18 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm, Guard | d |
11 | Strutter | Longbeard | 16 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
10 | Og | Longbeard | 29 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
9 | Vermin | Longbeard | 26 | 33 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA | n |
8 | Wally | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
6 | Erin Popovich | Runner | 6 | 12 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block | d |
5 | Bridget the Midget | Runner | 21 | 78 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Pass, Dodge, Dump Off, Accurate | n |
4 | Sky Low Low | Blitzer | 25 | 20 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
3 | Fuzzy Cupid | Blitzer | 27 | 44 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Puppet the Psycho Dwarf | Troll Slayer | 21 | 22 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | d |
1 | Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf | Troll Slayer | 19 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, +MA | n |