| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Marlon Brandystain | Catcher | 7 | 37 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Dodge, +AG | d |
8 | Jenson Pearlybuttons | Lineman | 12 | 24 | Block, Dodge | d |
7 | Rufus Knottyhair | Thrower | 11 | 33 | Pass, +AG, Safe Throw, Accurate | d |
9 | Elton Wobblyknees | Thrower | 1 | 1 | Pass | d |
3 | Lincoln Droopylips | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Pass | m, n |
5 | Tarquin Clickyfinger | Lineman | 11 | 21 | Block, +ST | -av, d |
13 | Egbert Mottledsocks | Thrower | 10 | 16 | Pass, +MA, Accurate | n |
5 | Ainsley Mottledsocks | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
3 | Marvin Stickyspit | Catcher | 15 | 42 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dauntless, Block, +AG | d |
13 | Ricardo Stripyvest | Catcher | 8 | 16 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, +MA | n |
4 | Isador Flimsyshoes | Lineman | 38 | 37 | Block, Side Step, Dodge | m, n |
14 | Milo Flappysash | Catcher | 34 | 66 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Dodge, Side Step, +MA | n |
13 | Inga Mottledsocks | Catcher | 7 | 16 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Guard | -ag |
16 | Feisel Khakishins | Lineman | 28 | 22 | Guard, Block | m, n |
4 | Romeo Inkyfinger | Lineman | 9 | 18 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
15 | Edmundo Spiffyknees | Catcher | 35 | 93 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, +AG, Leap, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball | n |
9 | Meryl Mintyfingers | Thrower | 24 | 52 | Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Catch, Sure Hands | d |
16 | Alfredo Mistyriver | Catcher | 7 | 23 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Block | d |
12 | Arland Slippyshirt | Thrower | 37 | 71 | Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Catch | d |
10 | Joseph Muddlelaces | Lineman | 45 | 53 | Block, Dodge, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n |
9 | Lincoln Sweetlime | Lineman | 4 | 1 | | m, -av |
8 | Elijah Toebruise | Lineman | 40 | 41 | Block, Dodge, Guard | d |
7 | Morpheo Gladpants | Lineman | 39 | 45 | Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle | m, n |
6 | Iyandis Saggybloom | Lineman | 41 | 42 | Block, Tackle, Side Step | |
5 | Erazmus Sprinklebrow | Lineman | 24 | 31 | Block, Guard, Side Step | d |
4 | Apollo Redhairband | Lineman | 4 | 1 | | m, -ma |
3 | Alonso Purpletrousers | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | n |
1 | Eladril Greentoes | Blitzer | 31 | 57 | Block, Side Step, Guard, Dodge, +MA, Tackle | n |