| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Jade | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
15 | Sheridan | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
3 | SNL Rapper | Ghoul | 9 | 14 | Dodge, Block | m, n |
3 | SNL Rapper | Ghoul | 2 | 0 | Dodge | m, n |
1 | Fatal | Mummy | 12 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Accurate | n |
16 | Knoppers | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
16 | Junior | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
12 | Homestar Runner | Ghoul | 21 | 42 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, n |
16 | Number Seven IX | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
3 | Maddox | Ghoul | 6 | 18 | Dodge, +ST, Block | n |
3 | Maddox | Ghoul | 3 | 6 | Dodge, +ST | d |
16 | Sir Eberyn of Shandlar | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
3 | Maddox | Ghoul | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Block | n |
4 | Boom Headshot | Wight | 4 | 5 | Block, Regenerate | d |
12 | Homestar Runner | Ghoul | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Block | d |
16 | Sir Enthropy | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
11 | Beavis (and Butthead) | Zombie | 31 | 22 | Regenerate, Dirty Player, Block | m, n |
8 | Alien loves Predator | Ghoul | 27 | 50 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, n |
6 | The Superbowl is Gay | Wight | 36 | 48 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle, Sure Hands, Kick | d |
5 | SNL Rapper | Ghoul | 27 | 37 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Maddox | Ghoul | 12 | 8 | Dodge, Block | d |
16 | Kfoged | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
16 | W.I.T.C.H. | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
6 | The Superbowl is Gay | Wight | 12 | 16 | Block, Regenerate, +AG, Tackle | n |
4 | Boom Headshot | Wight | 20 | 17 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle, Dirty Player | m, n |
8 | Alien loves Predator | Ghoul | 5 | 0 | Dodge | m, -ma |
7 | Something Awful | Zombie | 15 | 10 | Regenerate, Guard | d |
16 | Guadalupe, Lady-related. (Spanish) "Wolf valley." Refers to Mary as Mexico's "Our Lady of Guadalupe | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
6 | Boom Headshot | Wight | 6 | 11 | Block, Regenerate, Kick | d |
16 | Bobby | Zombie | 2 | 2 | Regenerate | |
12 | All Your Base | Ghoul | 21 | 39 | Dodge, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | -av, d |
6 | Boom Headshot | Wight | 4 | 1 | Block, Regenerate | m, n |
9 | CTRL ALT DEL | Zombie | 25 | 21 | Regenerate, Block, Dirty Player | m, n |
4 | The Superbowl is Gay | Wight | 12 | 20 | Block, Regenerate, +ST | d |
12 | Boom Headshot | Wight | 3 | 5 | Block, Regenerate | m, n |
3 | Maddox | Ghoul | 20 | 33 | Dodge, Block, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
14 | Homestar Runner | Zombie | 31 | 0 | Regenerate | d |
16 | Fireball | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
12 | Maddox | Ghoul | 3 | 0 | Dodge | m, n |
5 | SNL Rapper | Ghoul | 26 | 49 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, +ST | d |
16 | mausmobil | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
16 | Atlatonin | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
7 | YTMND | Zombie | 15 | 4 | Regenerate | d |
16 | Magic Velvet | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
10 | Alien loves Predator | Ghoul | 24 | 55 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Tackle, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Alien loves Predator | Ghoul | 2 | 7 | Dodge, Block | m, n |
9 | CTRL ALT DEL | Zombie | 16 | 16 | Regenerate, Block, Tackle | d |
2 | Hilarity | Mummy | 54 | 126 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard, Frenzy, Tackle, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | n |
16 | Leapfrog | Zombie | 2 | 0 | Regenerate | |
16 | Tarja | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
16 | Kal Baraniel | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
16 | Slothor | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | m |
12 | Maddox | Ghoul | 17 | 40 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Guard | d |
7 | YTMND | Zombie | 16 | 17 | Regenerate, Block, Tackle | d |
11 | OOTS | Zombie | 26 | 7 | Regenerate, Guard | d |
10 | Alien Loves Predator | Zombie | 9 | 2 | Regenerate | d |
9 | CTRL ALT DEL | Zombie | 9 | 12 | Regenerate, Block | m, n |
8 | Something Awful | Zombie | 33 | 17 | Regenerate, Dirty Player, Block | n, d |
7 | YTMND | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | m, -av |
6 | All Your Base | Ghoul | 25 | 43 | Dodge, Block, +MA, Side Step | d |
5 | SNL Rapper | Ghoul | 18 | 39 | Dodge, Block, +MA, Tackle | d |
4 | The Superbowl Is Gay | Wight | 24 | 35 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle, Guard, Sure Hands | -av, m, -st |
3 | Boom Headshot | Wight | 21 | 27 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle, Kick | -av, d |
2 | Hilarity | Mummy | 8 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard | n |
1 | Fatal | Mummy | 73 | 105 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard, Tackle, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | -av, d |