Past Players of Suicidal D
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Earp Eatmore | Longbeard | 6 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
13 | Jeremiah Hangaroung | Longbeard | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | n |
11 | Dwiggum Deadman | Blitzer | 15 | 28 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Sure Hands | m, n |
9 | Pep Sadness | Runner | 16 | 35 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Kick, Dodge, Block | n |
6 | Gill Trollfood | Longbeard | 15 | 23 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dodge, Dirty Player | n |
4 | Rettig Regretter | Longbeard | 9 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
1 | Gregg Killme | Troll Slayer | 19 | 20 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Tackle, Mighty Blow | -av |