| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Total Eclipse of the Fart | Ghoul | 3 | 0 | Dodge | m, n |
2 | Wipe Until It Bleeds | Mummy | 11 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block | d |
5 | Where My Regen At | Ghoul | 12 | 39 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Side Step | d |
16 | Grimfilth Darkfist | Zombie | 13 | 5 | Regenerate | d |
2 | Bubba Shmoe-Tep | Mummy | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate | d |
7 | Screwdriverhead | Zombie | 9 | 0 | Regenerate | d |
8 | Ghoul Ripper | Zombie | 3 | 0 | Regenerate | d |
7 | The One | Ghoul | 2 | 0 | Dodge | |
6 | Mulch Pile | Ghoul | 4 | 3 | Dodge | |
2 | Bubba Ho-Tep | Mummy | 8 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block | d |
11 | Fingernail | Zombie | 16 | 7 | Regenerate, Block | d |
8 | Clumsy Poop | Ghoul | 11 | 16 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands | m, n |
11 | Regen is Broke | Zombie | 7 | 0 | Regenerate | |
7 | Wormfood | Ghoul | 14 | 40 | Dodge, Block, +MA, Sure Hands | d |
11 | Mr. X | Zombie | 5 | 0 | Regenerate | d |
6 | Regurge | Ghoul | 14 | 22 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands | n, m, n |
12 | Windle Poons | Zombie | 3 | 0 | Regenerate | m, n |
16 | O'Snap | Skeleton | 18 | 1 | Regenerate | |
6 | Vomit Love | Ghoul | 2 | 3 | Dodge | m, -st |
16 | Count von Drakenborg | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Dodge, Regenerate, Hypnotic Gaze, Star | |
6 | The Duke | Ghoul | 7 | 12 | Dodge, Block | d |
6 | Fehk Ugree | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | Dodge | d |
11 | Frothleg | Zombie | 12 | 0 | Regenerate | d |
7 | Fale Dojjis | Ghoul | 19 | 15 | Dodge, Block | d |
7 | Nogutz Krapluk | Ghoul | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Sure Hands | d |
5 | Wego Splatt | Ghoul | 39 | 57 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Side Step, Sure Feet | n |
8 | Tetrazoni | Ghoul | 29 | 68 | Dodge, Sure Hands, +MA, Block, +MA | n, m, n |
4 | Bargozo the Underking | Wight | 47 | 53 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle, Dodge, Pro, Shadowing | -ag, d |
11 | Stromboli | Ghoul | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Dirty Player | n |
8 | Finrod Eledhwen | Zombie | 9 | 0 | Regenerate | |
7 | Bip Furple | Ghoul | 10 | 20 | Dodge, Sure Hands, Block | d |
4 | Ammon Elwerebo | Wight | 9 | 12 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle | n |
9 | Cid | Zombie | 66 | 27 | Regenerate, Dirty Player, Guard | n |
6 | Uno Huevo | Ghoul | 19 | 12 | Dodge, Block | n |
16 | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater | Zombie | 30 | 12 | Regenerate, Block | m, n |
15 | Fggghh | Zombie | 66 | 37 | Regenerate, Kick, Block, Dirty Player | d |
14 | Rrrgugh | Zombie | 11 | 7 | Regenerate, Kick | -av, -av |
12 | Grrrggh | Zombie | 23 | 11 | Regenerate, Block | m, n |
11 | Moses Mabone | Skeleton | 7 | 0 | Regenerate | m, n |
10 | Skarboni | Skeleton | 21 | 2 | Regenerate | |
5 | Goulash | Ghoul | 15 | 31 | Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Tackle | d |
4 | Lando Maim | Wight | 2 | 11 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle | d |
2 | Tut Datbooty | Mummy | 48 | 64 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Dodge, Block, Tackle, Guard | d |
1 | Orbo the Magnificent | Mummy | 69 | 128 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Dodge, +ST, +MA, Frenzy, Break Tackle | n |