| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Rotten Fruit | Chaos Warrior | 1 | 0 | | d |
14 | Shaw Cable | Chaos Warrior | 2 | 3 | | m, n |
16 | Country Music | Chaos Warrior | 6 | 0 | | m, n |
10 | To Pay Rent | Beastman | 22 | 61 | Horns, Claw, Piling On, Razor Sharp Claws, +ST | -ma, d |
4 | Toxic Emissions | Beastman | 5 | 2 | Horns | d |
16 | Cancer | Chaos Warrior | 12 | 12 | Block | -st |
14 | Our Apothecary | Chaos Warrior | 22 | 27 | Block, Guard | d |
15 | Asthma | Chaos Warrior | 12 | 9 | Block | m, n |
14 | To Pay Bills | Chaos Warrior | 6 | 5 | | d |
13 | Elfbowl | Chaos Warrior | 29 | 30 | Block, Guard | m, n |
12 | Mcdonalds | Chaos Warrior | 9 | 8 | Block | d |
9 | Windows Vista | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
3 | To Be Named Diarmuid | Beastman | 10 | 1 | Horns | n, -ag, d |
6 | Food Poisoning | Beastman | 49 | 33 | Horns, Dirty Player, Block, Foul Appearance | -st |
5 | RELIGION | Beastman | 13 | 13 | Horns, Dirty Player | -ma, d |
2 | To Be Famous | Troll | 56 | 51 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Pro, Piling On, Break Tackle | m, n |
10 | Britney Spears | Chaos Warrior | 22 | 34 | Block, Claw, Guard | -st, d |
13 | To Anger Nuffle | Chaos Warrior | 14 | 24 | Block, Guard | m, n |
16 | Testicular Cancer | Troll | 7 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | -ma, m |
7 | Plastic Surgery | Beastman | 67 | 140 | Horns, Block, Claw, Guard, Razor Sharp Claws, Multiple Block, Frenzy | n |
11 | American Beer | Chaos Warrior | 35 | 52 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST | -ma, -ma, n |
7 | Down Syndrome | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
15 | To Be Discontinued | Beastman | 12 | 8 | Horns, Mighty Blow | m, n |
14 | Be Vulnerable to Mortality | Beastman | 37 | 54 | Horns, +AG, Sure Hands, +MA, Block | -ma, m, n |
13 | To Walk Amongst Lesser Men | Beastman | 16 | 6 | Horns, Dirty Player | |
7 | RELIGION | Beastman | 12 | 26 | Horns, Dirty Player, Foul Appearance | n |
2 | Tara Reid | Beastman | 32 | 21 | Horns, Dirty Player, Block | m |
16 | a Frightful Crime of Decapitation | Minotaur | 28 | 31 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, +AG, Claw, Piling On | m, n |
12 | Nervous Eating Disorder | Chaos Warrior | 56 | 132 | Block, Claw, Multiple Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dirty Player | -av, n |
5 | A feeling of Agitation | Beastman | 32 | 31 | Horns, Block, Guard, +MA | -ma |
2 | Low in Spirits | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
11 | Psychological Depression | Chaos Warrior | 29 | 36 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
10 | Unbearable Agony | Chaos Warrior | 36 | 32 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
9 | A Bothersome Annoying Person | Chaos Warrior | 35 | 54 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | -av, -st, m |
8 | Physical Suffering | Beastman | 48 | 31 | Horns, Dirty Player, Kick, Block | n |
7 | Emotional Pain | Beastman | 10 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
6 | A Distressing Sensation | Beastman | 38 | 26 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
4 | Your Mother's Meatloaf | Beastman | 70 | 57 | Horns, Block, Guard, Tackle, Claw | d |
3 | Bladder Infection | Beastman | 53 | 52 | Horns, Block, Guard, Claw, Dirty Player | -ma, m, n |
1 | Genital Herpes | Beastman | 95 | 228 | Horns, Claw, Block, Multiple Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Pro | |