| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Moses Toorilli-aye | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Bobo Proudfoot | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Ermintrude | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Krazy Murray | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Swedish Dave | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch, Sure Feet | n |
10 | Sweet William | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Patrice | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
8 | Petunia | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | m, n |
5 | Dweeble | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint, Sure Feet | n, m, n |
4 | Lois | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
3 | Krazy Ken | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | -av, d |
1 | Blood Frenzy | Chaos Spawn | 17 | 72 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle, Pro, Multiple Block | n |