Past Players of Divine Comedy III
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Cory Weakstone | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Jackie Chiles | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
4 | The Jimmy | Lineman | 4 | 1 | | d |
6 | Morty II | Lineman | 8 | 11 | Block | n |
16 | Art Vandelay | Wardancer | 11 | 32 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Strip Ball, Side Step | m, d |
13 | Jackie Chiles | Treeman | 20 | 27 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Multiple Block | |
11 | George Steinbrenner | Catcher | 18 | 39 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Dauntless, Strip Ball | d |
9 | The Soup Nazi II | Lineman | 15 | 23 | Dirty Player, Tackle | -av, m, n |
11 | Elaine | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, n |
8 | Kel Varnsen | Lineman | 22 | 36 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow | d |
10 | Art Vandelay | Wardancer | 5 | 20 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Multiple Block, Strip Ball | d |
9 | The Soup Nazi | Treeman | 5 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm | d |
7 | The Maestro | Lineman | 24 | 26 | Block, Tackle | n |
6 | Morty | Lineman | 17 | 11 | Guard | m, n |
5 | The Jimmy | Lineman | 20 | 36 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow | -av |
4 | Frank Costanza | Lineman | 22 | 26 | Kick, Mighty Blow | d |
1 | Jerry | Lineman | 14 | 19 | Multiple Block, Block | d |