| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Jon Yo-Yo-Dine | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Jonn Marvel | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | John Thick-Stump | Troll | 5 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |
7 | John Short-Squat | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Jon Brown-Star | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
9 | John Shittin-Freewhiskers | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
13 | Jonn Yo-Yo | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Claw | n, d |
5 | Jon Brown-Bottom | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | John Mini-Jon | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | John Ya-Ya Jr. | Chaos Halfling | 17 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
9 | Jonny Shit-Whisker II | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Jon Mini-John | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | John Crusty-Wiskers | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Johnny Big-Skid | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Johnny Rotten | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Johnny Ya-Ya | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | John Hairy-Stump | Chaos Spawn | 20 | 25 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle | d |
12 | Jon Long-Bottom | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Jon Wide-Stump | Troll | 18 | 24 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle | d |
9 | Jon Skidmark | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Jonn Hamma | Troll | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |
7 | Jon Stinky-Wiskers | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | John Wicked-Weasel | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | n, m, -st |
4 | John Ya-Ya | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Jon Big-Bootae | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | n |
1 | John Small Berries | Carver | 23 | 15 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step | d |