Past Players of Hillsburgh Hillbillies
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Rex Ignatious | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Sure Hands, Pass | -ma |
7 | Dairees | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | d |
16 | Tautology | Catcher | 4 | 5 | Catch, Dodge | d |
7 | Broak Foodpile | Ogre | 8 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | m, n |
15 | Boomer Grigsby | Blitzer | 20 | 2 | Block | d |
14 | Firewall Policy | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
11 | Tiger Collins | Lineman | 4 | 6 | Block | -av, d |
10 | Sammy Singleton | Lineman | 26 | 12 | Block | m, d |
9 | Steven Hampton | Lineman | 25 | 14 | Block | d |
8 | Jun Yu | Lineman | 19 | 26 | Guard, Block | d |
7 | Tank Mackenzie | Lineman | 8 | 12 | Block | -ag, m, n |
6 | Jurgen BitchSlap | Lineman | 24 | 4 | | d |
2 | Punch ItIn | Blitzer | 7 | 10 | Block | n, d |