Past Players of Elvish the Pelvish XV
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Busch'n | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Pass | m, n |
11 | GIbby Haines III | Lineman | 1 | 6 | Block | n |
12 | East Bay Ray III | Lineman | 2 | 5 | | d |
11 | East Bay Ray II | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | d |
12 | GIbby Haines II | Lineman | 7 | 1 | | d |
5 | Nina Hagen | Catcher | 2 | 12 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge | d |
12 | Olga II | Lineman | 2 | 1 | | d |
8 | East Bay Ray | Lineman | 9 | 22 | Dodge, +ST | m, n |
9 | Gibby Haines | Lineman | 6 | 16 | Block | d |
11 | Nick Cave | Lineman | 9 | 7 | Dodge | d |
12 | Olga | Lineman | 4 | 1 | | m, n |
14 | Blixa Bargeld | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
15 | Busch'n | Lineman | 5 | 7 | Block | d |
2 | Sid Vicious | Blitzer | 19 | 51 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Diving Tackle, Tackle, Diving Catch | n |
1 | Jello Biafra | Blitzer | 9 | 23 | Block, Side Step, +AG, Dauntless | m, n |