| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Audia A4 | Splatta Wagon | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Mercedes Slk | Pump Wagon | 4 | 13 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Block | d |
1 | John | Spore Flinger | 8 | 12 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger, +MA | d |
1 | Cabrio Snot | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain | d |
14 | Nord-town-Toilett-guys | Snotling Mob | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Guard | d |
12 | Too-brave | Snotling Mob | 13 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, n, d |
1 | Smart | Pump Wagon | 8 | 22 | Ball & Chain, Block, Tackle | d |
4 | Meany's | Spore Flinger | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger, Jump Up | d |
2 | Audi Quattro | Pump Wagon | 14 | 34 | Ball & Chain, Block, Tackle, Strip Ball | d |
1 | Audi A4 | Pump Wagon | 3 | 11 | Ball & Chain | d |
5 | The-new-South-town-canalisation | Snotling Mob | 10 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | West-town-chefs | Snotling Mob | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
15 | East-town-Chefs | Snotling Mob | 29 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n, d |
14 | Nord-town-Toilett-guys | Snotling Mob | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
12 | South-town-Toilett-guys | Snotling Mob | 13 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | East-town-Toilett-guys | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Evil-snots | Spore Flinger | 9 | 12 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger, Side Step | d |
8 | It-wasn't-me, or-so-I-try-to-think | Troll | 17 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle | -st |
7 | What-the-hell-is-that | Troll | 33 | 28 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Pass | d |
6 | North-town-canalisation | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | South-town-canalisation | Snotling Mob | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | West-town-canalisation | Snotling Mob | 9 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | East-town-canalisation | Snotling Mob | 22 | 26 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Guard | d |
2 | Smart | Pump Wagon | 9 | 22 | Ball & Chain, Block, Tackle | d |
1 | Audi Quattro | Pump Wagon | 6 | 8 | Ball & Chain, Multiple Block | n, d |