| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Toadstool | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Mouldy Food | Goblin | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Puddle of Oil | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Plastic Bag | Goblin | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, -ma, m, n |
5 | Smashed Pot | Goblin | 14 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
4 | Tin Can | Goblin | 13 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
12 | Spleen | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Wish Bone | Goblin | 13 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player, Sure Feet | d |
4 | Tin Can | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Tin Can | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Melted Lard | Goblin | 26 | 35 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, Side Step, Sure Feet | -av, n, d |
12 | Urine Sample | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Foul Stench | Goblin | 19 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, d |
10 | Smashed Pot | Goblin | 9 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
9 | Blocked Drain | Goblin | 28 | 33 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sure Feet, Diving Tackle | m, n |
8 | Empty Bin | Goblin | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
6 | Plastic Bag | Goblin | 11 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Leap | n |
5 | Manure | Goblin | 9 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Sure Feet | d |
4 | Broken Bottle | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Seagull | Goblin | 20 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | d |
2 | Garbage Truck | Troll | 16 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | m, n |
1 | Rubbish Dump | Troll | 31 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle, +ST | d |