| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Winde up Toi | Fanatic | 1 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Foulie McFairfight | Kicker | 6 | 11 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
7 | Bangers&Mash | Fanatic | 5 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Cut.Co. | Looney | 11 | 2 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Art is a Science | Goblin | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | d |
15 | need more gobblins | Goblin | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
15 | gotta have it! | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | jack-in-the-bocks | Pogo Stick | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
15 | boingboing | Pogo Stick | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
14 | snotboogie | Goblin | 12 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
7 | Mace windu | Fanatic | 12 | 22 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow, Piling On | -av, -av, d |
4 | boot to the head | Kicker | 16 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | frog | Pogo Stick | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Idiot III | Fanatic | 20 | 45 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow, Leap, Block | d |
16 | spud | Goblin | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
15 | groinback | Goblin | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Eli Manning | Bomber | 20 | 15 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, +ST | d |
9 | Stunty Leeg United Team | Goblin | 12 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
10 | bad. british. | Goblin | 19 | 29 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +MA | n |
8 | Idiot II | Fanatic | 8 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | wack | Goblin | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
13 | smack | Goblin | 28 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Guard, Side Step | d |
11 | Dork. | Goblin | 13 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -ma, m, n |
1 | if my chain dont break | Looney | 24 | 8 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Multiple Block | n |
11 | replace the dead | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | reserve | Goblin | 22 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -av, -st, d |
11 | trouble | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | oh | Goblin | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | uh | Goblin | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Idiot | Fanatic | 7 | 9 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow | d |
7 | Nekk Wrappa | Fanatic | 20 | 24 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow, Block | d |
6 | Dan Marino | Bomber | 35 | 26 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate, Pass | d |
5 | Jim Kelly | Bomber | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate | n |
4 | Steve Tasker | Kicker | 18 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Slice | Looney | 29 | 4 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
1 | Cut | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |