Past Players of Deadbeat Parents Incorporated
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Otto | Zombie | 3 | 5 | Regeneration | n |
6 | Tommy Jr | Zombie | 7 | 0 | Regeneration | |
5 | Hampus Jr | Ghoul Runner | 4 | 9 | Dodge, Wrestle | d |
10 | Terry II | Zombie | 7 | 0 | Regeneration | |
11 | Kjetil Karlehug | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
11 | Gor Hannain | Zombie | 2 | 0 | Regeneration | |
10 | Psykotisk Søren | Zombie | 6 | 0 | Regeneration | |
16 | Snella | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
10 | Larry | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | Regenerate | |
7 | Destiny | Zombie | 15 | 10 | Regeneration, Dirty Player | d |
15 | Liam | Ghoul Runner | 19 | 24 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
16 | Scatman John,"Scatman (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop)" | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regenerate | |
12 | Terry | Zombie | 19 | 7 | Regeneration, Kick | |
11 | Jerry | Zombie | 5 | 0 | Regenerate | d |
10 | Harry | Zombie | 7 | 0 | Regenerate | |
9 | Liam | Zombie | 2 | 8 | Regenerate, Guard | n |
8 | Sonny | Zombie | 20 | 24 | Regeneration, Guard, Block | m, m, d |
7 | Tony | Zombie | 3 | 0 | Regenerate | |
6 | Tommy | Zombie | 21 | 17 | Regeneration, Block, Kick | d |
5 | Hampus | Ghoul Runner | 19 | 41 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Conny | Wight Blitzer | 13 | 12 | Block, Regeneration, Tackle | -ma |