| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Thomas | Rotter | 1 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | |
11 | Wilhelm Wundt | Rotter | 2 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -av |
13 | Konrad Lorenz | Rotter | 3 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
13 | Zorpma | Rotter | 6 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -av |
11 | Willard Libby | Rotter | 10 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -ma |
9 | Alfred Kinsey | Rotter | 5 | 2 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, -av |
17 | Albert Grottyspike | Rotter | 1 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
1 | Albert Einstein | Rotspawn | 15 | 21 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Block, Guard | d |
10 | Louis Pasteur | Pestigor | 22 | 46 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Claw, Mighty Blow | -av |
8 | Charles Darwin | Pestigor | 21 | 35 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Claw | d |
7 | Nicolaus Copernicus | Pestigor | 2 | 3 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration | d |
7 | korf | Rotter | 2 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m |
8 | Archimedes | Pestigor | 4 | 3 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration | -st |
11 | Justin | Rotter | 16 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Disturbing Presence | m, d |
13 | Alexander Fleming | Rotter | 16 | 23 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Kick, Dirty Player | m, n, d |
11 | Ludwig Boltzmann | Rotter | 2 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
10 | Comte de Buffon | Rotter | 7 | 2 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
9 | Andreas Vesalius | Rotter | 12 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -ma |
8 | Paul Dirac | Rotter | 3 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | n |
7 | Ernest Rutherford | Rotter | 5 | 5 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
6 | Erwin Schrodinger | Pestigor | 24 | 22 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Dodge | m, d |
5 | Tycho Brahe | Bloater | 33 | 33 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Claw, Mighty Blow | n |
3 | Galileo Galilei | Bloater | 11 | 11 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block | -av |
1 | Isaac Newton | Rotspawn | 11 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Guard | d |