Past Players of Laughing Cow
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | gristlecrack | Ogre | 0 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | |
6 | free booter | Renegade Human Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -st |
10 | Loner | Renegade Human Lineman | 4 | 0 | | -ma |
9 | feta6 | Renegade Human Lineman | 11 | 10 | Leader | -ma |
4 | cheddar4 | Renegade Human Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
9 | limburger3 | Renegade Human Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -ag |
12 | pepper jack2 | Renegade Human Lineman | 15 | 19 | Guard, Block | |
19 | Yorick Coldbrook | Renegade Human Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | Zachary Grottylightning | Renegade Human Lineman | 6 | 7 | Leader | d |
6 | cream cheese3 | Renegade Human Lineman | 15 | 14 | Leader | -av |
6 | cream cheese2 | Renegade Human Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -av |
9 | limburger2 | Renegade Human Lineman | 5 | 5 | | m, -ag |
12 | pepper jack | Renegade Human Lineman | 7 | 2 | | d |
7 | Feta5 | Renegade Human Lineman | 12 | 3 | | d |
7 | Feta4 | Renegade Human Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -ma |
17 | Julius Hotfire | Renegade Human Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Feta3 | Renegade Human Lineman | 4 | 3 | | m, -ma |
7 | Feta2 | Renegade Human Lineman | 7 | 5 | | -ma |
4 | Cheddar3 | Renegade Human Lineman | 23 | 16 | Block, Stand Firm | m, m, m, m, d |
4 | Cheddar2 | Renegade Human Lineman | 5 | 5 | | -av |
2 | Swiss3 | Renegade Human Lineman | 33 | 21 | Leader, Stand Firm | -ma, d |
8 | Monteray Jack | Renegade Human Lineman | 47 | 23 | Dirty Player, Wrestle | m, m |
7 | Feta | Renegade Human Lineman | 12 | 5 | | d |
2 | Swiss2 | Renegade Human Lineman | 6 | 0 | | -av |
7 | Harold Goldstream | Renegade Human Lineman | 11 | 4 | | -ma |
11 | Cottage Cheese | Renegade Human Lineman | 59 | 51 | Block, Frenzy, Horns, Tackle | m, m, m |
10 | Limburger | Renegade Human Lineman | 40 | 61 | Claw, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Block | m, m, d |
9 | Queso Jalapeno | Renegade Human Lineman | 40 | 46 | Guard, Block, Dodge | m, m, d |
8 | Monteray Jack | Renegade Human Lineman | 13 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Claw | n |
7 | Feta | Renegade Human Lineman | 2 | 10 | | d |
6 | Cream Cheese | Renegade Human Lineman | 42 | 19 | Guard, Block | m, m, n |
4 | Cheddar | Renegade Human Lineman | 17 | 32 | Leader, Frenzy | d |
3 | Provolone | Renegade Human Lineman | 60 | 159 | Claw, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Frenzy, Block | -ma, m |
2 | Swiss | Renegade Human Lineman | 9 | 2 | | -ag |