| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Poncho | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | Rascall | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
28 | Peikko | FUMBBL Staff | 1 | 0 | Frenzy, Pro, Wrestle, Dodge, Jump Up, Side Step, Grab, Juggernaut, Regeneration, Wild Animal | d |
6 | Bob 'the Hob' Hobb | Hobgoblin | 5 | 2 | | d |
14 | Kevin Hardstream | Hobgoblin | 9 | 0 | | d |
6 | Whoop-Whoop | Hobgoblin | 3 | 10 | Dirty Player | m, d |
2 | Rexmi Rumni | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 8 | 17 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
6 | Dirty Dug | Hobgoblin | 7 | 2 | | m, d |
2 | Al Axel-Fiord | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 6 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |
11 | Ed 'Extra Baggage' Essex | Hobgoblin | 17 | 10 | Dirty Player | d |
11 | Notta Loner | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | |
9 | Fighter Escort 'Gold 9' | Hobgoblin | 12 | 3 | | -st |
7 | New Hat | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 34 | 69 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, +ST, Break Tackle, Tackle | m, r |
12 | Cold Head | Hobgoblin | 36 | 83 | Sure Hands, Block, Kick-Off Return, Kick, Fend | -av, r |
11 | Wish I hadda Hat | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | n |
10 | Embarassed of Um | Hobgoblin | 4 | 13 | +AG | d |
9 | What Goofs | Hobgoblin | 6 | 6 | | m, d |
8 | Laffin' At Hats | Hobgoblin | 28 | 14 | Dirty Player | m, n |
7 | Mines No Better | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 2 | 6 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Sure Hands | d |
6 | Stoopidist OfAll Hatz | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 18 | 74 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Claw, Jump Up, Juggernaut | -ma, d |
3 | Dummest Hat | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 24 | 12 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Dummer Hat | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 19 | 19 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, -ag |
1 | Dum Hat | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 32 | 24 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |