| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Vermin III | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
11 | Vermin II | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
7 | Creep II | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
15 | Winner | Goblin | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
14 | Boing | Pogoer | 12 | 45 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Block, Sure Feet, Sprint | -st |
12 | Psycho | Goblin | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | d |
11 | Vermin | Looney | 12 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
10 | Creep | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
7 | Imbecile | Goblin | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | d |
4 | Stink | Goblin | 13 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Boo | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Thud | Troll | 6 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, +MA | n |