| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Patty | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
16 | Adrian | Snotling Mob | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, n |
10 | Reak | Snotling Mob | 15 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
15 | Shane | Snotling Mob | 14 | 9 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av |
11 | Slop | Snotling Mob | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Boris | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Blodger | Snotling Goon | 5 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
6 | Crinkle | Snotling Goon | 7 | 20 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Block, Tackle | d |
5 | Deving | Snotling Goon | 9 | 10 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | -av, d |
4 | Pinkle | Pump Wagon | 14 | 12 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Piling On | -ag, -ma |
2 | Crud | Troll | 3 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | m, d |