| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Mr. Giggles | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
2 | Mr. Joyous II | Runner | 1 | 1 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | m |
12 | Mr. Hopeful | Longbeard | 8 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
16 | Mr. Rainbow | Ogre | 43 | 107 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Block, Pro, Guard, Tackle, Break Tackle | n, d |
10 | Mr. Dove | Longbeard | 8 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
9 | Mr. Smally | Longbeard | 47 | 51 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, +MA | m, -st |
7 | Mr. Rodgers | Longbeard | 41 | 66 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +ST, Mighty Blow, Guard, Break Tackle | -ag |
6 | Mr. Smiley | Blitzer | 41 | 66 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle | d |
4 | Mr. Wonderful | Troll Slayer | 49 | 84 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard, +ST, Tackle, +AG | d |
3 | Mr. Pleasent | Troll Slayer | 48 | 59 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Dodge, +AG, Mighty Blow, Guard | |
2 | Mr. Joyous | Runner | 36 | 76 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Pass, Kick, Tackle, Accurate | n |
1 | Mr. Happy | Runner | 49 | 113 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Guard, Block, Pass, Dirty Player, Dodge | d |