Past Players of Meat-Means-Murder
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Tenderloin | Thrower | 4 | 0 | Sure Hands, Pass | d |
8 | Tartare II | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | d |
1 | Bacon II | Gutter Runner | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | m, -ma |
7 | Kabob II | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | -av |
5 | Meatball II | Blitzer | 4 | 7 | Block, Mighty Blow | n |
17 | Sean Grottyfire | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | Ribeye | Thrower | 16 | 32 | Sure Hands, Pass, +AG, Accurate, Safe Throw | -ma, d |
10 | Tartare | Lineman | 5 | 9 | | m, d |
9 | Gizzard | Lineman | 19 | 9 | Block | m, d |
8 | Haggis | Lineman | 11 | 2 | | m, d |
7 | Kabob | Lineman | 6 | 10 | Kick | n, m |
5 | Meatball | Blitzer | 6 | 8 | Block, Guard | d |
1 | Bacon | Gutter Runner | 11 | 40 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Horns, +MA, Block | -av, d |