Past Players of Deeproot's Dynamos
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Kenny Rogers | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Groucho Marx | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
9 | David Beckham | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
14 | Batman | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
12 | Lady Gaga | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
12 | Homer Simpson | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Kenny Rogers | Halfling Hopeful | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
10 | Frankie Boyle | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Stephen Fry | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
8 | Hillary Clinton | Halfling Hopeful | 10 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Block | m, d |
7 | Miley Cyrus | Halfling Hopeful | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
1 | Warwick Davis | Treeman | 8 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Guard | m |