| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Domdah | Doom Diver | 1 | 3 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | d |
8 | Doom Diver | Doom Diver | 5 | 10 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Dodge | m |
3 | Luunes | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
13 | Pumpkin Slayer | Goblin | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Dwarf Slayer | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Gobliness | Goblin | 15 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
15 | Pogo Dancer | Pogoer | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Side Step | |
4 | Wretch III | Goblin | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
10 | Loose-Loose | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Stilh in Love N | Looney | 8 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
15 | B-52 | Bomma | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ag |
5 | Stilh in Love | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
4 | Wretch II | Goblin | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
16 | Vomitos | Goblin | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, d |
13 | Potas | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | XFL promise | Goblin | 27 | 56 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step, +MA, Sprint | m, d |
14 | Mejillon al vapor | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Chuck Norris Father | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Sardinillas en Aceite de Mierda | Goblin | 17 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
16 | Cefalopodo en su Tinta | Goblin | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
9 | Calamar en Salsa Americana | Goblin | 17 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m |
14 | Chuck Norris | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Mejillon en Escabeche | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
10 | Stinky V | Goblin | 14 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | |
14 | Stinky IV | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Sneaky Snack | Goblin | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Slug Omelette | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
5 | Peaze Maiker | Looney | 18 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
8 | Triple Skull | Goblin | 29 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, m, m, m, m, -ma |
9 | Hammer Head | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Sac d'Hosties | Goblin | 21 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, m |
10 | Gasteropodo | Goblin | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Unrealible II | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Penós | Goblin | 10 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, -ag |
15 | B-52 | Bomma | 29 | 15 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Hail Mary Pass | -av, m, d |
5 | Whatamanrip | Looney | 14 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, -av |
9 | Carne de Cañon | Goblin | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Alberto | Goblin | 18 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
13 | Desastrós | Goblin | 26 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
13 | Penoso | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Lamentable | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Solitary Looser | Goblin | 25 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
2 | Saddest Sack | Troll | 19 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | |
8 | Tetrabrick | Goblin | 21 | 34 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, +MA, Diving Tackle | m |
13 | Replacement | Goblin | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Stinky | Goblin | 18 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m |
6 | Triple Skull 3 | Goblin | 19 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, +MA | |
5 | Bruuuuuuum! | Looney | 12 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
15 | Usarytirar | Goblin | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
10 | Pathetic II | Goblin | 22 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | m |
7 | Stinkiest | Goblin | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
6 | Triple Skull 2 | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
6 | Fumbler | Bomma | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
5 | Jammed | Looney | 10 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, m |
11 | Number 2 | Goblin | 20 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
6 | Fumbler 2 | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
12 | Desechable | Goblin | 16 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Catch | m, m |
13 | Useles | Goblin | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
12 | Dispensable | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Pathetic | Goblin | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch | -ma |
14 | Distressing | Goblin | 26 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
13 | Painful | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Washout | Goblin | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Calamity | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
10 | Disaster | Goblin | 12 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Troll Snack | Goblin | 27 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, d |
8 | Noreroll | Goblin | 19 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, m |
7 | Triple Skull | Goblin | 13 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | -av |
6 | Fumbler | Looney | 5 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
5 | Failure | Bomma | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
4 | Wretch | Pogoer | 56 | 43 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Side Step, +MA, Sure Feet | m, m, n, m |
3 | Unfortunate | Fanatic | 72 | 47 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, +MA, +MA, Block | m, m, m, -av, d |
2 | Sad Sack | Troll | 25 | 31 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Strong Arm | |