Past Players of Hell Muppets
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Beaker of Blood | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Grover | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | m, -av |
11 | Oscar the Grouch | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Beaker | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Scooter | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, d |
8 | Rowlf the Dog | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Swedish Chef | Carver | 6 | 10 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Dirty Player | m, -av |
1 | Animal | Carver | 9 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, d |