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Past Players of Not Quite Dead Meat
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 | Steppe Phorehys | Zombie | 5 | 0 | Regeneration | |
| 10 | Mechanically recovered slurry | Zombie | 2 | 0 | Regeneration | -av |
| 9 | Giblets | Zombie | 4 | 5 | Regeneration | d |
| 10 | Barry Boondoggle | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
| 12 | Minä koen olevani enemmänkin Kekkonen | Zombie | 4 | 10 | Regeneration | d |
| 6 | Bratwurst | Ghoul Runner | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Block | d |
| 7 | Hot Dog | Ghoul Runner | 3 | 0 | Dodge | d |
| 7 | Chilli Dog | Ghoul Runner | 1 | 5 | Dodge | d |
| 6 | Corn Dog | Ghoul Runner | 6 | 1 | Dodge | d |
| 8 | Petir Veit | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
| 5 | Pepperami III | Ghoul Runner | 22 | 33 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Sure Feet | d |
| 5 | Pepperami II | Ghoul Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge | d |
| 13 | Bre'nigan VII | Zombie | 18 | 12 | Regeneration, Block | d |
| 8 | Turkey Twizzler | Skeleton | 2 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | m |
| 6 | Frankfurter | Ghoul Runner | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Block | d |
| 16 | Jupiter | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
| 13 | Yaideos | Zombie | 3 | 0 | Regeneration | |
| 12 | Slightly green lamb joint | Zombie | 19 | 0 | Regeneration | m, d |
| 8 | Albert Paleshield | Zombie | 12 | 7 | Regeneration, Block | n |
| 12 | Mutton | Zombie | 2 | 0 | Regeneration | -av |
| 3 | Smoky Bacon II | Wight Blitzer | 34 | 27 | Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
| 4 | Streaky Bacon III | Wight Blitzer | 11 | 10 | Block, Regeneration, Guard | -av |
| 7 | Nduja V | Ghoul Runner | 23 | 30 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands | d |
| 11 | Cumberland iI | Ghoul Runner | 40 | 41 | Dodge, Wrestle, Tackle, Strip Ball | m, n, d |
| 9 | Liver | Zombie | 32 | 16 | Regeneration, Block, Tackle | m, d |
| 7 | Nduja IV | Ghoul Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge | -st |
| 4 | Back Bacon | Wight Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block, Regeneration | -ag |
| 7 | Nduja III | Ghoul Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge | -av |
| 12 | Spam | Zombie | 6 | 0 | Regeneration | d |
| 11 | Nduja II | Ghoul Runner | 2 | 0 | Dodge | -ag |
| 10 | Gristle | Zombie | 38 | 22 | Regeneration, Block, Tackle | -av |
| 6 | Cocktail Sausage | Ghoul Runner | 24 | 45 | Dodge, Block, +ST, +MA | d |
| 8 | Tricepto | Zombie | 15 | 0 | Regeneration | n |
| 7 | Hummels | Zombie | 13 | 4 | Regeneration | d |
| 16 | Brisket II | Zombie | 9 | 5 | Regeneration | m, -ma |
| 14 | Shish | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | m |
| 10 | Loin | Skeleton | 5 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | n |
| 6 | Chiplolata | Ghoul Runner | 5 | 0 | Dodge | -av |
| 14 | Trey Vilesnake | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
| 13 | Munchy Box | Zombie | 24 | 2 | Regeneration | d |
| 6 | Andouillette | Ghoul Runner | 5 | 1 | Dodge | -ag |
| 1 | Tenderloin | Mummy | 56 | 91 | Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Block, Side Step, +ST, Guard, Break Tackle | -ag, m, d |
| 4 | Streaky Bacon II | Wight Blitzer | 21 | 29 | Block, Regeneration, Dodge, Side Step | -st |
| 13 | Victor Suarez | Zombie | 3 | 0 | Regeneration | n |
| 13 | Princess No-Panty | Zombie | 2 | 0 | Regeneration | |
| 10 | Pork Chops | Skeleton | 11 | 5 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
| 6 | Salami II | Ghoul Runner | 7 | 1 | Dodge | d |
| 9 | Cumberland | Ghoul Runner | 25 | 37 | Dodge, Wrestle, Tackle, Strip Ball | m, m, d |
| 4 | Crispy Bacon | Wight Blitzer | 6 | 10 | Block, Regeneration, Guard | -av |
| 11 | Late Night Kebab | Zombie | 20 | 19 | Regeneration, Block, Kick | m, n |
| 7 | Nove II | Zombie | 16 | 11 | Regeneration, Block | d |
| 11 | Suspicious Looking Kebab | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | d |
| 13 | Sneaky Rozza | Zombie | 9 | 0 | Regeneration | |
| 14 | Horse Meat Lasagne | Zombie | 4 | 0 | Regeneration | d |
| 10 | Pepperoni | Ghoul Runner | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Wrestle | d |
| 11 | Kebab | Zombie | 8 | 0 | Regeneration | -ag |
| 10 | Cumberland | Ghoul Runner | 4 | 3 | Dodge | m, d |
| 6 | Salami | Ghoul Runner | 15 | 37 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Side Step | -ma |
| 4 | Maple-cured Bacon | Wight Blitzer | 16 | 15 | Block, Regeneration, Guard | d |
| 14 | Kalieb Itha | Zombie | 9 | 2 | Regeneration | n |
| 16 | Ian Faststone | Zombie | 2 | 0 | Regeneration | |
| 13 | Edward Witten | Zombie | 7 | 0 | Regeneration | d |
| 5 | Pepperami | Ghoul Runner | 68 | 58 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Side Step, Sure Feet | m, m, n, -ma |
| 7 | Snout Steve | Zombie | 22 | 17 | Regeneration, Block, Tackle | n |
| 15 | Mortadella | Ghoul Runner | 19 | 16 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands | -av |
| 14 | Xavier Darkspike | Zombie | 16 | 2 | Regeneration | |
| 13 | Chitterlings | Zombie | 8 | 0 | Regeneration | |
| 12 | Nduja | Ghoul Runner | 56 | 134 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Side Step, Sprint, +MA | m, m, m, d |
| 11 | Giblets | Zombie | 21 | 5 | Regeneration | |
| 8 | Brisket | Zombie | 50 | 9 | Regeneration, Block | -av |
| 7 | Flank | Zombie | 6 | 2 | Regeneration | d |
| 10 | Short Rib | Zombie | 21 | 15 | Regeneration, Block | m, d |
| 9 | Chops | Skeleton | 35 | 25 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Kick | m, m, -av |
| 6 | Pepperoni | Ghoul Runner | 21 | 24 | Dodge, Guard, Block | -ma, d |
| 5 | Salami | Ghoul Runner | 12 | 19 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands | -ma |
| 4 | Streaky Bacon | Wight Blitzer | 21 | 19 | Block, Regeneration, Guard, Tackle | -av |
| 3 | Smoky Bacon | Wight Blitzer | 66 | 69 | Block, Regeneration, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Strip Ball | m, d |
| 2 | Ribeye | Mummy | 101 | 154 | Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Side Step, Grab, Break Tackle | m, -ag, -ma |
| 1 | Sirloin | Mummy | 43 | 53 | Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Guard, Break Tackle, Grab, Multiple Block | m |