Past Players of Some Dirty Rats
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Tony Ducks | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | Paulie Quirk | Lineman | 4 | 10 | Block | m, d |
11 | Karl Chrome | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | d |
13 | Jim Booty | Lineman | 4 | 5 | | -av |
9 | Calvin Copperhead | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | -ma, m, d |
11 | Randy Limpy | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | m, d |
10 | Jimmy Duke | Lineman | 11 | 2 | | n, -st, d |
9 | Perry Pennypants | Lineman | 4 | 3 | | d |
9 | Donny Titan | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
3 | Jay Mushmouth | Gutter Runner | 21 | 57 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, +ST, Horns, Wrestle, Tackle | n, d |
16 | Ralphie Wig | Lineman | 9 | 2 | | d |
15 | Dommy Salami | Lineman | 11 | 0 | | n, m, -ag, -st |
14 | Mikey Stacks | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | -ma, d |
10 | Tony Toughguy | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | m, d |
14 | Tommy Twotimes | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
13 | Al Nonose | Lineman | 14 | 2 | | d |
12 | Johnny Demon | Lineman | 14 | 4 | | m, -ma, d |
11 | Tommy Bigfist | Lineman | 9 | 10 | Dirty Player | n, -av, d |
10 | James Bulldog | Lineman | 3 | 2 | | d |
9 | Silvio Spaghetti | Lineman | 11 | 0 | | n, d |
8 | Linus Darkie | Lineman | 21 | 4 | | -st, m |
5 | Pauly Fingers | Gutter Runner | 20 | 64 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Sure Hands, Block, Leap, Sure Feet | m, -av |
4 | Joe Sissy | Gutter Runner | 11 | 33 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Strip Ball | d |
3 | Sammy Fishface | Gutter Runner | 9 | 27 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step | d |
2 | Paulie Littlehead | Blitzer | 28 | 56 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Fend | m, m, d |
1 | Tom Knuckles | Blitzer | 22 | 22 | Block, Tackle, +MA | m, m, m, n, d |