| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Bash St. Boy | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
6 | Ivan the Terrible | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
14 | Harold Awesome | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | d |
13 | Baldrick 'Cunning' Fox | Lineman | 9 | 0 | | d |
10 | Edmund B Adder III | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | n |
1 | Leroy | Blitzer | 11 | 2 | Block | n |
13 | Harold Grottysnake | Lineman | 4 | 2 | | d |
12 | Alexander Quickshield | Lineman | 9 | 10 | Wrestle | n |
8 | Sneaky Steve | Lineman | 2 | 2 | | d |
5 | Cannon Fodder | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | The Ultimate Rookie | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
7 | Newbie | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | n |
5 | The New new guy | Lineman | 4 | 2 | | -st |
7 | The 'New' Guy | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | -ma |
12 | Duke N'em | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
10 | Edmund B Adder II | Lineman | 19 | 23 | Wrestle, Dauntless | m, d |
13 | Baldrick 'The Cunning Fox' | Lineman | 4 | 5 | | n |
10 | Edmund B Adder | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Simple Simon | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | n |
8 | Hangman Joe | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | d |
10 | Keith Lemon | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | m, d |
2 | Diesel Power | Blitzer | 46 | 30 | Block, Strip Ball, Sure Hands | m, d |
8 | Jenkins Leroy | Lineman | 14 | 0 | | n |
12 | Dirty Dan | Lineman | 24 | 17 | Sneaky Git, Dirty Player | d |
7 | The Howitzer | Thrower | 20 | 13 | Sure Hands, Pass, Kick | -ma |
14 | Bolt "the Fastest Man Alive" | Catcher | 38 | 109 | Catch, Dodge, +MA, Sure Feet, Sprint, +MA, Block | m, m, m, m, -av, d |
13 | J Kyle | Lineman | 7 | 4 | | d |
3 | Plan B | Blitzer | 57 | 164 | Block, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Fend | m, m, m, m, m, -av |
7 | Billy Whizz | Catcher | 11 | 12 | Catch, Dodge, Sneaky Git | d |
4 | The A Game | Blitzer | 44 | 39 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm | m, m, m, d |
13 | Doug "the Rookie" Freedman | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | d |
11 | General Midfield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -av |
14 | Leroy Jenkins | Lineman | 10 | 9 | Block | n |
6 | Harry 'The Bomb' Strongarm | Thrower | 75 | 140 | Sure Hands, Pass, Strong Arm, Accurate, Safe Throw, Block, Kick-Off Return | m, m, m, m, -ag |
12 | ICBM | Thrower | 32 | 39 | Sure Hands, Pass, Leader, Kick, Kick-Off Return | m, m, -ma, -st |
10 | Puppet Farage | Lineman | 46 | 32 | Wrestle, Dauntless, Fend | m, m, m, m, d |
8 | Idol of Ahemd | Lineman | 39 | 29 | Wrestle, Tackle | m, -ma, m, n |
5 | Lil'Bear | Ogre | 73 | 79 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Multiple Block, Guard, Juggernaut, +AG, Grab | m, d |
12 | Big Ed | Lineman | 10 | 15 | Wrestle | d |
11 | Boris the Destroyer | Lineman | 26 | 3 | | m, n |
10 | Hob the Bard | Lineman | 6 | 2 | | d |
9 | Double Entendre | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
8 | Ahmed the Idol | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Wrestle | -ag |
7 | The Big Fisher Mitt | Catcher | 29 | 52 | Catch, Dodge, +MA, Sure Feet, Sprint | m, m, m, d |
6 | CM Punk | Thrower | 13 | 23 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw | d |
4 | The Game | Blitzer | 33 | 87 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Pro, Dodge | m, n |
2 | Rockafeller Skank | Blitzer | 49 | 91 | Block, Tackle, Pass Block, Dodge, Pro, Shadowing | m, m, -ma |
1 | Rockstar Superstar | Blitzer | 82 | 136 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, +ST, Tackle, +AV | m, m, m, m, m, d |
3 | Devil in a Sportshirt | Blitzer | 39 | 33 | Block, Guard, Shadowing, Tackle | m, d |