Past Players of Hitchhikers of Love
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Whugg Two Kitchens | Rotter | 3 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
7 | Newjim | Bloater | 5 | 0 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration | -ma |
12 | Hootch | Rotter | 3 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | n |
15 | Hank | Rotter | 6 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, m, d |
9 | Folliculitis | Rotter | 6 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -st |
8 | Mystery Lump 1 | Rotter | 14 | 17 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Kick, Prehensile Tail | -ma |
7 | UTI | Bloater | 12 | 7 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block | d |
4 | Warts | Bloater | 19 | 26 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Ghonorea | Rotter | 3 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
1 | Syphillis | Rotter | 5 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | n, m, -av, n |