Past Players of Big Pharma FC
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Filbert Finasteride | Catcher | 4 | 10 | Catch, Dodge, +MA | -ag |
12 | Paulo Piriton | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Nicky Nitrate | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -av |
10 | Zeb Zapain | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
2 | Anthony Allopurinol | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | m, m, -av |
7 | Sally Syntometrine | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
12 | Egon Ergometrine | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | m, d |
5 | Waldo Warfarin | Catcher | 10 | 42 | Catch, Dodge, +ST, Block, Sure Hands | -st |
2 | Nate Neurofen | Lineman | 10 | 8 | Block | d |
7 | Ambrose Amoxicillin | Lineman | 9 | 0 | | d |
2 | Artie Aspirin | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block | d |
13 | Andy Amlodopine | Lineman | 10 | 3 | | d |
8 | Toby Tamulosin | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | -ma |
7 | Teddy Trimethoprim | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | -av |
5 | Tony Temazepam | Lineman | 11 | 0 | | m, d |
4 | Norman NovoRapid | Blitzer | 17 | 38 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA | m, d |
2 | Pablo Penicillin | Blitzer | 9 | 12 | Block, Guard | -ma |
7 | Rudyard Ranitidine | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | -ma |
6 | Frankie Furosemide | Lineman | 27 | 40 | +ST, Block, Mighty Blow | d |
5 | Oscar Ondansetron | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
9 | Col Clopidogrel | Lineman | 31 | 22 | Block, Tackle | m, m, d |
2 | Abe Apixaban | Blitzer | 14 | 20 | Block, Mighty Blow, +MA | m, d |
10 | Lemmy Loperamide | Lineman | 38 | 38 | Block, Tackle, Guard | m, d |
9 | Serge Sertraline | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
2 | Ollie Omeprazole | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block | -ma |
2 | Timmy Telfast | Blitzer | 5 | 2 | Block | d |
13 | Morty Morphine | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | d |
4 | Louie Lexapro | Blitzer | 27 | 41 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, -av, -av |
13 | Oliver oxycontin | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
8 | Percy Panadol | Lineman | 29 | 31 | Guard, Block, Tackle | m, m, d |
12 | Ricky Ritalin | Catcher | 45 | 103 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Dauntless, +ST, Sure Hands | m, m, m, m, -av, d |
4 | Morty Mersyndol | Blitzer | 5 | 14 | Block, Guard | -av |
1 | Big Pete Propofol | Ogre | 37 | 36 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Grab | m, d |
11 | Sammy Seroquel | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -ma |
10 | Larry Lignocaine | Lineman | 26 | 7 | Diving Tackle | m, m, d |
9 | Gary Glucagon | Lineman | 26 | 12 | Wrestle | m, m, d |
8 | Alfy Adenosine | Lineman | 15 | 1 | | m, -ma |
7 | Sidney Statin | Lineman | 34 | 38 | Block, Tackle, Fend | n, m, m, -av, -av |
6 | Micky Metformin | Thrower | 35 | 68 | Sure Hands, Pass, Dodge, +MA, +MA, Block | m, n, d |
5 | Paddy Penthrane | Blitzer | 35 | 46 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n, m, m, n |
4 | Freddy Fentanyl | Blitzer | 11 | 11 | Block, Guard | -av |
2 | Billy Benzo | Blitzer | 22 | 27 | Block, +AG, Sure Hands | m, d |