Past Players of A Murder of Cows
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Victim | Hobgoblin | 7 | 0 | | m, d |
12 | Scapegoat | Hobgoblin | 9 | 14 | Block | m, n |
11 | Sacrifice | Hobgoblin | 10 | 0 | | -av |
20 | Cory Weakwing | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | Neil the Unlucky | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
14 | Ringer | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | |
12 | Another poor line hobo | Hobgoblin | 6 | 1 | | d |
14 | Squashy | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | Sacrifice | Hobgoblin | 10 | 1 | | d |
3 | Road Block | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 12 | 10 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |
13 | Foul Magnet | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
12 | Latest Victim | Hobgoblin | 9 | 0 | | m, d |
12 | Victim | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
13 | Scapegoat | Hobgoblin | 4 | 0 | | -ag |
14 | Dirty Fouler | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | d |
13 | Victim | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | d |
14 | Scapegoat | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | -av |
11 | Squishy | Hobgoblin | 25 | 4 | | m, m, n, -ma |
12 | 'Human' Sacrifice | Hobgoblin | 9 | 5 | | m, d |
10 | Target | Hobgoblin | 18 | 0 | | m, d |
9 | Meat Shield | Hobgoblin | 16 | 8 | Dirty Player | -ag |
7 | Brick Privy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 46 | 75 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw, Guard, +ST, Mighty Blow | n, n, m, n, d |
14 | Sacrificial Lineman | Hobgoblin | 13 | 0 | | d |
13 | Evil Fouler | Hobgoblin | 17 | 2 | | m, -av |
12 | Whipping Boy | Hobgoblin | 12 | 0 | | -ma |
11 | Punching Bag | Hobgoblin | 15 | 8 | Wrestle | n, n |
10 | Makeweight | Hobgoblin | 12 | 0 | | -ag |
9 | Dirty Kicker | Hobgoblin | 11 | 0 | | m, d |
7 | Brick Outhouse | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, -ma |
4 | Annoyance | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 44 | 29 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | -st |
3 | Roadblock | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 30 | 26 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, -av |
2 | Rending | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 10 | 19 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Break Tackle | -av, -av |
1 | Dismemberment | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 9 | 26 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, +AG, Break Tackle | d |