| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Wizz! | Rotter | 2 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
6 | The Lover | Pestigor | 4 | 10 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block | -st |
8 | Rothko | Rotter | 8 | 2 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -ma, d |
7 | LeBron James | Rotter | 9 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, d |
14 | Mr. Motivator | Pestigor | 7 | 12 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Guard | -av, n |
10 | David Attenborough | Rotter | 4 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
9 | Donald Trump | Rotter | 9 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
15 | Ollin Moquihui Coatl | Rotter | 12 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
6 | Grounds | Pestigor | 18 | 21 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Mighty Blow | -st |
9 | Tarquin | Rotter | 7 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -st, -st |
8 | Mary Berry | Rotter | 13 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, -ma, d |
4 | Exeter | Bloater | 3 | 5 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration | d |
8 | Da Fonz | Rotter | 5 | 2 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
14 | Guillotine | Pestigor | 20 | 8 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Guard | -ma, m |
16 | Xavier Dirtyhawk | Rotter | 10 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
1 | Slow Savage | Rotspawn | 4 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Stand Firm | n |
10 | Weirdo on the Shelf | Rotter | 19 | 4 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -ag, m, -ma, m, m, n |
9 | Baby Shoes | Rotter | 12 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
7 | Rose | Rotter | 35 | 2 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -ag, d |
16 | Xavier Silentfist | Rotter | 8 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -st |
6 | Mercedes Marxist | Pestigor | 28 | 35 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
14 | Tory | Rotter | 13 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | -ag, -ag |
9 | Erevnor Idrer | Rotter | 13 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
15 | Great | Pestigor | 21 | 20 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Claw | d |
13 | Ishme Dagan | Rotter | 19 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, d |
10 | Ian Fastorc | Rotter | 18 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, -ag, d |
1 | Mother | Rotspawn | 23 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Stand Firm, Guard, Grab | m, d |
8 | Steven | Rotter | 26 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, -ma |
7 | Charlie Sheen | Rotter | 19 | 7 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Dirty Player | m, -ma, d |
13 | Plastic Sinatra | Pestigor | 1 | 0 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration | d |
11 | June | Pestigor | 30 | 58 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +MA, Dodge, Wrestle, Tackle | d |
10 | Trevor Nelson | Rotter | 5 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, -ma |
9 | Mary Berry | Rotter | 14 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, m, d |
8 | Tarquin | Rotter | 6 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
7 | Stone Cold Steve Austin | Rotter | 3 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | m, d |
6 | Freddie Mercury | Rotter | 21 | 0 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot | d |
16 | Rachel Khoo | Pestigor | 22 | 34 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, +AG, +AG | d |
5 | Rottweiler | Bloater | 43 | 61 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tentacles | d |
4 | Man with a Perm | Bloater | 41 | 54 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tentacles | d |
1 | Mother | Rotspawn | 9 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Stand Firm, Guard | n |