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Da Big Ladz
P [L] Ogre

On dis team only da big ladz is allowed to play. Da liddle ladss makes good coaches and groundskeepers and launderers though...

< see the bios in past players for the goblin assistant coaches jobs...>

After 7 games tings stand like dis mate.

I've ad two draws and 5 losses.

ive gotz four TD and 5 compl..compl..errr der thing where ya toss da ball to da other ogre and he grabs iut rather dan it just bounce off im and land on da ground. yeh dat thing.

Them other teams have run da ball home 14 times and wes smashed dem in da head 17 times and dey only done id back 4 times. So's we happy wit ows things going

We hopes in anudder game or two's to adds ogre number 9 to da line ups. We didn't do it officers we didn't and besides no one saw him do it, he wasn't on da team yet........

Games Played: 10 (1/2/7) | TD Diff: -11 (7 - 18) | Cas Diff: 19 (11/13/2 - 4/2/1)

Well Da Big Ladz finally notched up a win. 2-0 with lots of cas.

"Wez plaid goodz ta daze wez did, goodz.We gotz da ball, wez run da ball, wez bash da Zombies an da Wolfies and da resta da team and wez dun won da game."
- Blitz Ogre Chuck Da Fing.

"Ize proud of da ladz. Dey dun us proud"
-Player Coach Owner Rolf Da Big.

Now with the open qpool da ladz look set to reach ever higher limits.
Game 11 2-0 win again. 31 cas in 11 games = 2.82 cas per game given, 7 in 11 = .64 taken per game. ( Norse very squishy...)

Woohoo..14 Games in and wez added da number Ten to da lineup
Gorgeous Gazza will take to da field for game da 15.

"Wells wes been in dis thunderdome thing for a while now. We has a bit of fun and toss da pig round but theys tells us we aints won much. Wes looking to turn that around we is"

Stats after 31 games.
2.61 Cas inflicted per game
.70 cas taken per game
3.68 Inflicted for everyone rec'd

.54 Td's per game scored
1.77 Td's per game conceded
3.24 Td's conceded for every one scored.
Not exactly sterling numbers. as an Experiment Da Big Ladz aint very successful at winning Blood Bowl games havnig lost 22 of 31. They are usually a lot of fun though........

Ok 41 games in and we have inflicted 55/55/14 cas. 3.02 cas per game. damn these guys do hit things hard...but sadly i cant win to save meself, pulling a draw last game despite my opponent reduced to clicking through from rd3 of 2nd half. damn fumblefingers. Maybe its time t admit defeat and summon in the towel boys to do the ball stuff.........nah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rolf Da Big
Ogre
6 5 3 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+AG, +MA, Break Tackle, Guard, Pass
   52 10 10 2 7 7 93/176 280k
(140+140)k
  
2
Daemon the Devillish
Ogre
6 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA, Guard
 -av 27 1 1 0 5 3 29/31 190k
(140+50)k
  
3
Fudd's Brudder
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block
   21 0 3 1 4 0 19/31 190k
(140+50)k
  
4
Wally Da Wowser
Ogre
4 4 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block
 -ma, -st 50 3 1 0 8 5 47/51 200k
(140+60)k
  
5
Barry Da Bludgeoner
Ogre
4 5 1 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Sure Feet, Break Tackle, Guard
 -av, -ag, -ma 51 1 0 1 25 2 63/76 240k
(140+100)k
  
6
Chuck da Fing
Ogre
4 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block
 -ma 51 0 0 0 34 4 88/176 260k
(140+120)k
  
7
Mack da Masher
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   47 1 2 0 18 6 73/76 230k
(140+90)k
  
8
Albert Coldeagle
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
Eric da Eavy
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block
 -av 41 0 1 0 10 4 43/51 200k
(140+60)k
  
10
Gorgeous Gazza
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   37 2 0 0 6 2 24/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
11
Pawl Da Bard
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Grab
   35 0 2 1 5 5 43/51 200k
(140+60)k
  
12
Larry Da Lug
Ogre
5 4 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Piling On, Grab
 -st 31 0 0 0 14 3 43/51 210k
(140+70)k
  
13
Graham Weaktree
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
14
Lil Ferret
Gnoblar
5 1 2 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 -ag 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
16
Lil Rabbit
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet
   19 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
15 players  
Coach: JoeKano Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 2700k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2780k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:52 (7/9/36) |TD Diff:-63 (28 - 91) |Cas Diff:111 (80/63/23 - 25/21/9)
Last Opponent: Graceland Deuces

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Disney PrancersElf850k161/2/150k1 - 21000k120/0/080k51k
Wicked C DorfsChaos Dwarf930k71/0/080k0 - 21070k131/0/050k70k
Redfern RabbitsDark Elf1020k71/0/040k0 - 21500k162/1/070k64k
Festering MaggotsNecromantic1080k180/3/140k1 - 11000k110/0/040k48k
Lords of AtlantisDark Elf1160k121/2/080k0 - 41160k210/0/0100k62k
Green UmOrc1270k120/1/040k1 - 11210k80/0/060k38k
Canterbury Crusaders 2005Chaos Dwarf1320k142/1/040k1 - 21500k120/0/090k70k
Bills Beaut BattlersChaos1390k122/0/080k1 - 21430k110/0/070k69k
Basement RunnersSkaven1500k120/3/040k0 - 21470k171/0/140k61k
Dream BleedersNecromantic1500k193/1/080k2 - 01250k80/1/060k72k
Very VikingNorse1500k252/3/050k2 - 01400k50/0/040k57k
Dooks of HazzardNorse1610k222/1/230k2 - 21320k110/0/060k80k
Sutherland SeahawksOrc1690k141/0/020k1 - 01570k110/1/140k41k
Valhalla's RejectsNorse1740k101/0/060k1 - 11160k80/0/050k56k
Green UmOrc1810k91/1/030k0 - 11660k90/0/070k60k
Green UmOrc1850k110/1/040k1 - 11830k151/1/040k69k
Blue CrowesNecromantic1920k70/0/010k0 - 11780k90/0/070k72k
Sail City SlashersNecromantic1930k112/1/060k0 - 21470k120/0/060k62k
Brotherhood of BeerElf2020k142/1/040k1 - 22230k170/0/140k88k
Castlemaine BreweriesHuman2090k163/1/020k1 - 31930k140/0/070k62k
Southside Stone SmashersDwarf2140k110/2/060k0 - 12620k121/0/140k105k
Daily RotNurgle's Rotters2050k131/2/130k0 - 11610k90/0/030k74k
L'roths DestroyersChaos2100k122/0/030k1 - 01990k80/0/020k66k
Chevaliers du ChateauHuman2150k90/2/050k0 - 32240k190/2/040k89k
Timber LineWood Elf2220k91/1/020k0 - 41910k190/0/020k43k
Chevaliers du ChateauHuman2260k192/2/240k0 - 12290k120/0/120k80k
Forza FerrariAmazon2150k101/1/050k0 - 42100k200/0/050k64k
Boradin's Blazers IIDwarf2140k150/2/350k0 - 21870k112/0/020k64k
Red CrowesHigh Elf2220k111/2/040k0 - 42150k231/0/020k62k
Malal's DoomedChaos Chosen2280k81/0/020k0 - 22170k150/1/140k54k
ElvanderElven Union2110k70/1/040k0 - 22090k160/0/050k82k
Castlemaine BreweriesHuman2170k121/0/010k1 - 22340k130/1/010k71k
Mr Whippy's Donut BoysHalfling2190k284/4/160k2 - 11620k101/0/020k71k
Hard! we're LizHARD!Lizardmen2320k203/3/020k1 - 12380k100/1/00k77k
Emotional WreckageChaos Chosen2380k112/0/110k0 - 12150k80/0/020k55k
Northern BullsChaos Dwarf2410k81/0/040k0 - 12290k121/2/010k65k
Dark HereticsOrc2420k142/0/00k1 - 12230k182/2/010k48k
Whiplash SmileAmazon2450k153/2/020k0 - 31550k170/0/040k50k
Shadowglade WarriorsWood Elf2500k192/4/150k0 - 32610k201/0/050k90k
Copperwood EaglesWood Elf2590k112/1/030k0 - 32540k171/0/010k98k
Chevaliers du ChateauHuman2660k151/4/130k0 - 02610k50/0/020k106k
70 odd Foot of GruntsOrc2710k141/1/110k1 - 12620k80/0/030k69k
Good Old Days ReturnHuman2760k162/0/20k1 - 02410k60/0/030k82k
Hahndorf HuntersHuman2790k71/0/030k0 - 12670k155/0/130k111k
Counts of DoomVampire2840k183/1/120k1 - 22440k90/0/050k91k
Artesian ApparitionsNecromantic Horror2890k112/2/020k0 - 12480k90/0/020k100k
county BCCShambling Undead2820k294/3/250k2 - 12060k122/0/040k29k
Yellow Wunz Go FastaOrc2880k142/1/050k1 - 22170k231/5/270k29k
Hngri-Hngri LizziesLizardmen1660k101/0/140k0 - 41730k210/2/070k36k
JunkyardersGoblin2460k133/0/140k0 - 31170k161/1/070k27k
Monty Python's Piling CPOMBsUnderworld Denizens2560k154/0/060k0 - 21370k141/0/060k23k
Graceland DeucesElven Union2780k112/0/160k0 - 31470k150/0/030k30k