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Natalie Portman: Gangsta Rap No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register
complete lyrics, i think:

i don't sleep motherf**ker off that yak and the bourbon
doin 120 getting head while i'm swervin
"damn Natalie, you a crazy chick"
yo shut the f**k up and suck my d**k
i'm bustin dudes mouths like gushers motherf**ker
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t out Jeff Tucker
"what you want Natalie?"
to drink and fight!
"what you need Natalie?"
to f**k all night!

don't test me when i'm crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat 'til your s**t's in my shoe
leave you screamin', pay for my dry cleanin'
f**k your man, it's my name that he's screamin

all the kids lookin up to me can s**k my d**k
it's Portman, motherf**ker, drink 'til i'm sick
slit your throat and pump nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry - while i laugh, you die
and all the dudes, you know i'm talkin to you
"we love you Natalie"
i wanna f**k you too!
P! is for Portman
P! is for p**sy
i'll kill your f**kin dog for fun so don't push me

when i was in harvard, i smoked weed every day
i cheated every test and snorted all the yay
i got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
i'll sit right down on your face and take a s**t!

Natalie you are a badass bitch (hell yeah)
and i will pay for your dry cleaning when my s**t gets in your shoe (what)
as for the drug use, well i can vouch for that
my d**k is scared of you, girl

WHAT
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Mighty Blow
  8 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 80k
(70)k
 
2
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
  4 5 0 0 1 1 12/ 90k
(115)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
  8 1 4 0 0 1 18/ 90k
(95)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  8 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(70)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  8 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 70k
(70)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
  8 1 2 0 2 1 16/ 90k
(95)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  8 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 70k
(70)k
 
9
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  3 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 70k
(85)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Mighty Blow
  8 0 2 0 3 1 17/ 100k
(95)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(70)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  7 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(70)k
 
13
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
 
14
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  6 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 140k
(123)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 110k
(125)k
 
16
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  1 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 110k
(125)k
 
16 players  
Coach: raae Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1860k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (6/2/0) |TD Diff:9 (15 - 6) |Cas Diff:13 (9/3/4 - 2/0/1)
Last Opponent: Colors of Speeeeeeed

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Lothlorien LongBombersElf1000k162/0/080k2 - 01150k90/0/040k44k
Creatures of the Green KingElf1120k130/1/080k2 - 11060k80/0/060k66k
Elf AwarenessDark Elf1230k211/1/1140k1 - 01080k10/0/00k72k
Santas RejectsDark Elf1420k160/1/130k2 - 21280k140/0/060k28k
Lindisfarne RaidersNorse1440k121/0/0150k1 - 01590k00/0/00k78k
Riders of The Last DawnNorse1510k131/0/140k1 - 11290k131/0/180k75k
Asgard AssassinsNorse1580k182/0/0100k1 - 01420k10/0/00k67k
Colors of SpeeeeeeedWood Elf1710k322/0/160k5 - 21710k171/0/040k67k