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Chicken Soup for the Foul
P [R] Shambling Undead

<big>"Can an orc find love beneath the heel of a boot? Do elves experience pleasure surfing the crowd? Is there any greater sensation than the release that comes with a touchdown after a beautiful stall? Will you feel tenderness in the Mighty Blow of a strong, virile Mummy?

Run! Run, you fool. Run until you can no longer fight the urge and you find you must yield to some... Chicken Soul for the Foul!"</big><hr>
<i>Hurt these guys and you too can become a member of my book club!</i>

Alot of coaches browse the volumes, are unable to deal with the strange emotions they awaken somewhere within and quickly place them back upon the shelf. But there are those that feel compelled to delve deeper and take something away from the experience...

<b>Books Borrowed</b>
(mng & other SI's)

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Dimbus">Dimbus</a> became enamored with <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555742">the darkly handsome Cheyenne</a> and left his mark upon him.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~benkobi">benkobi</a> challenged us a 2nd time... just couldn't stay away from <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3558924">Eric Wolfe</a> it appears.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Traler">Traler</a> flirted with the old fashioned <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555722">Ian Ross</a> but rejected him for another... (see below)
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~FerN">FerN</a> froliced in the Highlands with <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555730">Conor McCloud</a> but skipped away in the end.
Coach <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~altus_bellator">altus_bellator</a> heard that <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555703">Raoul DuBois</a> liked it rough, so he put the boot in and the pair went missing-in-action for the next match.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Glimmervoid">Glimmervoid</a> met <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3697781">Nicholas Stafford, Earl of Thornwyck</a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555722">Ian Ross</a> at a tournament... we're not sure what happened, but the Earl was left weak in the knees and Ian was nowhere to be found for his next match.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Nyberg">Nyberg</a> slapped the cuffs on <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555699">Sheriff Joe Mountain</a>... we're sure that's not how "good cop, bad cop" is supposed to be played!
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Mikro79">Mikro79</a> knocked <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555718">Andrew Spencer</a> down for some tough lovin' behind the bleachers during a Fumbbl Cup match.

<b>Books Bought</b>
(deaths)

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~shadow46x2">shadow46x2</a> felt the tugging upon his heart strings and had to make the story of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555715">Alexander Claybourne</a> his own!
...<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3555736">Matt Collins, a 21st century man</a>, was found to be a better fit for coach <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Traler">Traler</a>'s modern ways.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Hodo">Hodo</a> just couldn't decide so he walked off with one arm around <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555709">Lucien Clayborne, Marquess of Daneridge</a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3600926">Captain Duncan Fraser</a> in the other.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~zoliak">zoliak</a> was bewitched by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3587077">Reuben Costello's</a> otherworldy ways and has now stepped over to the other side!
It was getting late so <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Uomotigre3">Uomotigre3</a> decided to take advantage of the situation to do a number on both <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3632641">The Falcon - the dashing highwayman</a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3858344">a lone rebel named Sam</a>.

<hr><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=302063">Current Roster</a>

<a href="http://www.wereallydig.com/romancenovels/index.htm">Source Material</a>
<hr><i>Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.</i>
- Groucho Marx<hr>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=14842">FUMBBL SMACK Pro XCII</a> semifinalist.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=15144">FUMBBL SMACK Pro XCIX</a> finalist.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=15370">FUMBBL SMACK Pro CV</a> semifinalist.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2410">XFL II Undead</a> quarterfinalist.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=195&show=18763">FUMBBL Cup VI</a> participant.
<i>The World's Largest BloodBowl Tournament!</i>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=4881&show=21737">FUMBBL Minors 200TR II-2</a> participant.
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI IX participant.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=2410&p=tournaments&show=26246">XFL IV Undead</a> semi-finalist.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sheriff Joe Mountain
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Multiple Block, Guard
 -ag 34 0 0 0 9 4 38/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
2
Aadam, Medieval Physician
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Bernard Fitzgibbons
Wight Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle, Strip Ball, Pro
 -ag 36 0 1 0 8 5 44/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Langston Leed Monteith, aka the Black Monteith
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle
   9 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Garrick Asquith-Wolf
Ghoul Runner
9 3 3 7
Dodge
+MA, Block, +MA
   34 0 11 0 1 3 50/51 150k
(70+80)k
  
6
Nicolas Trevane
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step
   26 3 6 0 2 1 30/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
7
Beravael, King of Birasett
Ghoul Runner
7 3 4 7
Dodge
+AG, Block
   15 2 3 0 0 1 16/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
8
Tony, the mysterious hit man
Ghoul Runner
8 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, +MA
   27 3 4 0 1 0 17/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
10
Ian Ross
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block
   34 0 0 1 2 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Alex MacKendimen
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player, Kick
   21 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
15
Lucius Antonius, senior centurion of the Roman Empire
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   13 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11 players  
Coach: pizzamogul Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 1770k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:36 (18/7/11) |TD Diff:11 (43 - 32) |Cas Diff:-1 (35/39/9 - 41/28/15)
Last Opponent: Euro Cup Winners 1984

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Temple Of JerichoHigh Elf1000k101/0/050k1 - 31060k170/0/050k49k
Absolut LoveOrc1060k101/0/070k1 - 11150k100/0/040k55k
Happy New DeathUndead1070k220/3/150k3 - 01000k91/2/140k26k
Badtooth RumblersOrc1190k80/1/060k1 - 01230k102/0/050k49k
Capitalist IdeaChaos Dwarf1250k130/1/0100k2 - 01320k91/1/040k64k
Sidestep Super ElvesElf1280k164/1/050k1 - 01460k60/0/050k51k
Cows and DwarfsChaos Dwarf1370k122/0/030k1 - 11470k143/0/050k57k
Badtooth RumblersOrc1430k110/0/060k2 - 11750k152/1/050k61k
UcornusAmazon1410k141/1/050k1 - 01460k90/1/160k53k
Red OnezOrc1460k110/0/040k2 - 21540k150/0/240k63k
Blantyre BlockersOrc1370k110/0/130k1 - 01280k71/0/040k47k
Falsch gewickeltTomb Kings1420k121/0/060k1 - 01440k165/0/050k58k
Top serierChaos Dwarf1500k101/0/020k1 - 11620k143/1/060k55k
mean little dudesChaos Dwarf1540k121/1/080k1 - 11620k161/3/040k87k
CimetiereUndead1650k131/1/040k1 - 21680k130/1/060k82k
Total ChaonismChaos1660k241/4/080k1 - 01800k00/0/00k72k
DP TwomblyNecromantic1750k151/3/060k2 - 11700k80/1/020k69k
Black Ark - Wind of DamnationDark Elf1840k72/0/020k0 - 21810k131/0/020k57k
ASEA ABB ltdHuman1750k141/0/070k2 - 21650k131/1/020k80k
ApachesOrc1840k130/3/160k2 - 01770k101/0/250k52k
All NatalieNecromantic1740k71/1/060k0 - 11760k123/0/040k73k
Not Safe To EatSkaven1720k162/3/030k1 - 01700k50/0/020k65k
Vanguards OpponentsDwarf1800k80/0/020k1 - 21850k191/2/030k93k
Souless SlayersShambling Undead1800k153/2/090k2 - 22320k131/0/040k140k
Oh ReallyShambling Undead1920k151/2/060k1 - 22140k163/2/070k108k
Racoon's city zombiesUndead1910k171/2/030k2 - 01850k111/1/230k67k
Gunning For the WinChaos1830k140/4/070k1 - 02210k81/0/00k68k
HoellenzombiesUndead1950k101/1/040k2 - 01720k90/3/060k79k
Krozz Shozz MrkzzxzChaos Dwarf1890k91/2/110k0 - 12440k101/0/050k79k
Game of ThronesHigh Elf1920k122/1/060k1 - 22000k151/0/080k105k
Profecia GitanaChaos Dwarf2000k50/0/060k1 - 22000k213/2/240k101k
Nueve Anillos (Rebuild)Chaos1970k100/0/230k0 - 12000k141/1/130k84k
Meech's Special FriendsShambling Undead2050k102/0/060k1 - 02290k51/0/040k118k
Stop and Smell the FoulersUndead2040k101/0/020k1 - 01850k101/3/020k92k
Souless SlayersShambling Undead2080k90/2/280k0 - 12650k141/2/350k142k
Euro Cup Winners 1984Human1800k182/0/160k2 - 11750k100/0/120k76k