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[L] Skaven
| september: GLN reporter: "what the H*ll are you guys on?!" Spokesrat, Disposable britneyrat: "After the new hole in my head i hav'nt really been playing, but coach Jakse has let me assist him and so i'm still the teams spokeswoman... Much better for my nails too!" GLN reporter: "But it seems like Jakses Rats are unstopable - what has turned the team around?" Spokesrat, Disposable britneyrat: "I think it is all because Jakse finaly let me invite my best girlfriend on the team ..." GLN Reporter: "Louise Frevert?!" Spokesrat, Disposable britneyrat: "She has promissed to take me to the Queen!!! - i think that has really motivated the team ... cause they can raelly identify them selfs with me and are just sooo proud that i have gotten a chance to see the queen.. and Loui (as i call her) also introduced me to the the fasciondesigner Karl Cunt and he says i'm just such a natural and that i should defenetly model for him and then he will make an intire collection with my name and then i will start my own fascion house and .. ... In the background the camera catches a glimps of Anebole Rat shooting up a tremendous amount of "anti rodent poison", "phosphocreatine" and "Curare"... ... Spokesrat, Disposable britneyrat: continues: "just think it's really bad Jakse has hired Christina - i'm sure it's just because he want's to look at her tits!" Start: All rats are former conspiracist of Sarkozys, Jean-Marie LeBlancs and stupid Theos plan to burn Rasmussen. However Every single rat was found guilty in excessive use of extacy, opium, steroids and of course rat poisen. So now all rats have been judged unworty of further participation in the tour de France. The rats immediately responded by burning down the Eifel tour and: "... We also installed road-side-bombs on the Champs-Élysées" Says the "jakses drenges" spokesrat - "Disposable britneyrat". He later in the interview adds: "We have chosen to persue Blood bowl since this sport has less focus on doping. We do not believ the Tour de France should disqualify athletes for use of opium and extasy - and who does'nt use steroids, EPO and what not these days" In raving madness the team leader yels "YOU HAV'NT SEEN THE LAST OF US THEO... WE WILL SUPPORT RASMUSSEN FROM NOW ON!!!" as he downs a buttle of Brodifacoum and then frowns and says to himself "this shit gets weaker and weaker... got to get some stronger anticoagulant poison... can´t believe stupid Cheminova is jumping that nature wagon..." |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Guard |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/16 | 110k
(90+20)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Mighty Blow, Claw |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 20/31 | 140k
(90+50)k |
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| 3 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | m | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(0)k |
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| 4 |
Gutter Runner
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9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger Block |
5 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 5 |
Gutter Runner
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9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger Block, Strip Ball, Sure Feet |
11 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 31/51 | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 6 |
Gutter Runner
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9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger Block, Side Step, Catch |
10 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 40/51 | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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7 | 5 | 3 | 7 | +ST, +ST |
11 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 18/31 | 150k
(50+100)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Kick |
11 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 13 |
Gutter Runner
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9 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger +ST, Block |
7 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 23/31 | 150k
(80+70)k |
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| 11 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 11 (5/0/6) | | | TD Diff: | 3 (25 - 22) | | | Cas Diff: | -10 (7/7/2 - 12/12/2) |
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| Last Opponent: Smoking Faces | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 All Cool Names Are Taken! | Chaos Dwarf | 1000k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 0 - 2 | 1000k | 15 | 2/1/1 | 60k | 51k |
| Cops United | Orc | 980k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 3 | 1110k | 19 | 0/3/0 | 40k | 52k |
 Skavenburgh Steelers | Skaven | 1050k | 15 | 1/1/1 | 50k | 2 - 4 | 1170k | 23 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 62k |
| De Hvii | Dark Elf | 1100k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 90k | 2 - 1 | 1200k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 70k | 72k |
| Ingaratar | High Elf | 1220k | 24 | 1/0/1 | 90k | 3 - 2 | 1360k | 17 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 56k |
| Greenbay Stompers | Orc | 1220k | 34 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 7 - 0 | 1140k | 10 | 0/1/1 | 60k | 39k |
| Guldbagerne | Necromantic | 1240k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1370k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 59k |
| WannaBeErz | High Elf | 1340k | 18 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 3 | 1320k | 24 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 50k |
| Skavenburgh Steelers | Skaven | 1420k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 3 | 1750k | 26 | 2/2/0 | 70k | 74k |
| Booyaka, Baby! | Norse | 1420k | 12 | 0/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1440k | 19 | 2/2/0 | 50k | 59k |
| Smoking Faces | Human | 1480k | 21 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 3 - 1 | 1470k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 33k |