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Drakenhöff Dental School
P [R] Vampire

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--><td><div align="center">The staff and pupils of Drakenhöff Dental School wish to extend their deepest thanks to coach <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Zodgrot">Zodgrot</a> of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=479603">Philosophos Thanatephoros</a> for founding the School motto.</div></td><!--
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--><td><div align="justify"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/vthrall1.gif'><b>11/02/10; Game 45 - </b><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2915162">Last time</a> one of coach Smyth's teams met the <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=603429">Cyborg Ninja Pirate Zombies</a>, coach <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/~KenThis">KenThis</a> had failed to get his players to sharpen their boots properly. The deadites made amends in this <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2938355">brutal game</a> by smashing the Drakenhöff crew off the pitch with ease. The Vamps stole the ball in the first half after a triple skull, but bad positioning meant that they then failed the protect the ball as they made for the endzone, and were rightfully made to pay with another turnover. A solid drive up the pitch in the second half saw the Dental School go 1-0 up, but they couldn't stall out that extra crucial turn as they were being decimated in the cas and ko count. When two players succumbed to heat exhaustion at the next kick-off it was 11 vs. 6 and the Zombie Pirates easily scored in the final moments of the game. Honourable mention in this match report must go to <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5723498">Fulk</a>. He played 45 consecutive games following the Dental School's foundation, an incredible feat for a thrall, proving himself a true iron-man in the process. Even today he had to be killed TWICE before finally leaving the field. We hope he goes on to be just as great a player <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7356749">in death</a> as he was in life.

At least until next time these two teams meet, when we intend to kick his traitorous ass.

<img src='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/PlayerIcons/deblitzer1.gif'><b>29/07/08; Game 19 - </b>The Dental School was challenged by world-renowned coach <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=65914">Emeyin</a>, who at the time was ranked at 36 in the overall coach standings in FUMBBL's [R] division. Perhaps expecting an easy game for his team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=458681">Crimson Eclipse</a>, coach Emeyin was left aghast as the Dental School stepped up to the plate and shocked Blood Bowl fans around the globe with a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2280448">2-1 win</a>. Reports of outrageous luck on the part of the Dental School are surely malicious exagerrations. And after an annonymous debut, <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5733883">Dougie Drakenhöff</a> showed he has the potential to fill the spiked boots of his <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5723485">father</a> with three completions and a cas, only being deprived of the MVP after lineman <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5723829">Gerber</a>, upset at his total lack of recognition after 17 long, brutal games, bunged the match officials in order to get his name in the record books. The Dental School has informed the Press Association that Gerber will be honoured at a special dinner this evening.

Will this be the start of a new era for Drakenhöff Dental School? Probably not, but they are quite content to bask in a little glory until their next pummeling!

<img src='http://fumbbl.com/teams/216573.jpg'> <b>25/07/08; Game 17</b> - A sad day for the School as its founder, head-scientist, supreme ball-player, and all round psychotic murderer met his end at the boot of a Beastman Rotter. Having expended an immense amount of energy regenerating from a near-death experience at the end of the previous match, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5723485">Professor Drakenhöff</a> heroically took to the field despite not feeling altogether on top of his game. Stood in the backfield at the opening kick-off, the Professor was hit by a rock thrown by an unidentified Rotter's fan and stunned. Left at the mercy of Nuffle, the Professor stood no chance as a hole was blitzed in the line of scrimmage, whereupon he was surrounded and mercilessly gang-fouled into oblivion. His demise was not to prove in vain however, as, spurred on by their mentor's death, the rest of the School took the game to the foul Rotters, securing a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2274661">2-1 win</a> in one of the team's best performances to date. The Professor's immense, albeit brief, contribution to the game was honoured with the post-match MVP.

R.I.P. Professor, you will not be forgotten!</div></td><!--
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Horatio
Thrall
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
2
Ulf
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle, Dodge
   44 0 1 0 9 3 36/51 110k
(40+70)k
  
3
Jelena
Thrall
5 3 3 7
Dirty Player
 -ma 46 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
4
Yonnick
Thrall
6 3 3 7 m 12 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(0)k
  
5
Tomaz
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Guard
   9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
6
Liza
Thrall
6 3 4 7
Block, Tackle, +AG, Sure Hands
   45 11 5 0 6 7 73/76 140k
(40+100)k
  
8
Amon
Thrall
6 3 3 7   8 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Woden
Thrall
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Janka
Thrall
6 4 3 7
+ST, Block
   16 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 110k
(40+70)k
  
13
Orderly Ezekiel Hurtz
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Stand Firm
   6 0 4 0 0 0 12/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
14
Nurse Drillit
Vampire
6 4 5 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, +AG, Dodge
   34 8 13 0 7 2 71/76 210k
(110+100)k
  
15
Dr Von Ortho Dontiste the Second
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Dodge, Block, Guard, Stand Firm
   44 10 8 0 3 4 60/76 190k
(110+80)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: benjysmyth Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Vampire Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1710k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1750k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:47 (18/9/20) |TD Diff:-4 (55 - 59) |Cas Diff:-57 (50/29/13 - 80/43/26)
Last Opponent: Angry Newscasters

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Chilling SinnersDark Elf1000k152/0/060k2 - 01050k122/1/050k48k
Hot RocksAmazon1100k121/0/080k1 - 31010k201/0/070k45k
Cirillo's CrittersGoblin1190k80/0/070k1 - 11200k101/0/080k53k
Fannie NaemsHuman1280k81/0/040k0 - 01080k101/1/080k73k
Denmark´s OaksHuman1320k101/1/070k0 - 21220k242/1/170k68k
Aurora LionsHigh Elf1340k70/1/040k0 - 11250k184/2/080k45k
Konoha's FinestWood Elf1340k160/3/140k1 - 21440k221/2/080k65k
Habs 2008Orc1400k150/0/060k3 - 11250k214/1/070k47k
Real Life TryoutsNecromantic1500k152/0/070k2 - 01190k91/0/160k55k
Bennett's Bash BoyzOrc1600k120/0/070k2 - 01550k152/1/110k46k
Da F.I.G.H.T CageOrc1700k100/0/150k1 - 11720k175/0/160k55k
Naggaroth AngelsDark Elf1760k130/0/030k2 - 11770k110/0/110k44k
Philosophos ThanatephorosShambling Undead1700k100/0/070k1 - 01340k121/2/040k80k
Bad Boys ForeverChaos Dwarf1790k80/0/110k0 - 11720k141/1/140k52k
Wind Cuttin' BladesWood Elf1770k120/2/040k0 - 31430k252/2/050k37k
SwampdiversLizardmen1830k120/3/040k0 - 01770k50/0/150k52k
Pile of TrashNurgle's Rotters1890k142/0/060k2 - 11820k171/1/210k49k
Stony Man DoctrineElven Union1750k132/1/030k1 - 31880k181/0/080k99k
Crimson EclipseDark Elf1810k190/2/030k2 - 11840k140/1/120k69k
Catstraphonic CarnivalHuman1890k172/1/050k3 - 02050k111/0/10k54k
Fat DwarvesChaos Dwarf1880k112/0/260k1 - 11680k194/2/120k64k
Body like a BattleaxeHuman1970k171/2/1100k1 - 01770k22/0/00k67k
Ach y FiNurgle's Rotters2120k50/0/030k0 - 22150k181/1/160k77k
Rancors RaidersChaos2090k173/1/030k2 - 01900k140/3/130k67k
Orc OverloadOrc2000k114/1/040k1 - 11840k131/1/040k64k
Mutation Jubilation IVChaos2050k120/0/00k2 - 12070k174/0/120k58k
Dodgy Dental DeviantsNurgle2040k91/0/020k1 - 22040k190/2/120k96k
Cloverfield Corpse CarriersShambling Undead2030k121/0/020k1 - 12110k244/2/10k69k
Flaming WarMonkeysWood Elf1890k112/0/030k1 - 21850k170/0/130k66k
LebkuchenmännlaChaos Dwarf1900k172/0/050k3 - 12060k151/2/140k70k
Skinny BowlersDark Elf1980k152/1/030k1 - 21920k191/0/130k62k
Boys in the HoodsHuman1990k71/0/020k0 - 21840k161/1/010k59k
One Ah Ha HaVampire1970k151/1/130k2 - 12130k182/0/110k62k
Die Apokalyptischen ReiterOrc1880k50/0/020k0 - 21750k202/2/060k78k
Friendy's AngelsAmazon1870k81/1/140k0 - 11830k134/1/020k68k
Grumblers08Dwarf1930k60/1/020k0 - 21790k172/0/050k69k
Atlanta BloodsuckersVampire1950k90/0/010k1 - 22020k202/2/150k48k
OrkanOrc1750k80/1/050k1 - 01780k112/1/010k76k
Dirty Little DinosLizardmen1820k72/0/060k0 - 21940k203/1/170k78k
Mink CarSkaven1820k172/0/160k2 - 21750k130/0/070k96k
Popes of MopeElven Union1910k162/1/070k2 - 31860k202/0/150k89k
Itza IndustriesLizardmen2010k132/1/060k1 - 02310k102/1/00k79k
Dracula's ElevenVampire2070k163/3/00k1 - 42050k170/0/030k73k
Khorn's ServantsChaos2100k91/0/10k1 - 22060k152/1/050k58k
Cyborg Ninja Pirate ZombiesNecromantic Horror2120k122/0/110k1 - 12290k173/2/120k74k
OloklolorhoLizardmen1860k182/1/030k2 - 11760k101/0/030k66k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings1840k180/0/250k3 - 01710k143/2/170k30k