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Nuffles Sacrifice
Retired [B] Halfling

.... And so unto you Nuffle i sacrifice this team of flings to the ox as was promised unto thee.

I quote now the scriptures of mIRC spoken between brother On1 and brother Ulrick

<jarvis_pa> that was fun
<jarvis_pa> nuffle pls i dont ask for much
<jarvis_pa> pls dont let my beast age
<jarvis_pa> Claw/RSC/Block/Tackle
http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6439263
<jarvis_pa> PLEASE
<jarvis_pa> i shall sacrfice a whole hafling team in the box
<jarvis_pa> pls dont age
<jarvis_pa> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<jarvis_pa> ohhhhh yes
<jarvis_pa> -1ag
<jarvis_pa> thanks nuffle u r kind

To sumarise brother On1 and Ulrick and I consulted nuffle threw the tried and true medium of bbd6 and !8ball to ascertain the sacrifice that must be presented unto nuffle for granting me not only not a niggle but that most glorious of ageings for a bashy player -Ag.

On1 take multiple block
Jarvis_Pants im thinking pro i burn so many rr on push dice
Balle2000 pro causes turnovers
On1 i know wverything
Jarvis_Pants ok 1 i take pro 2-6 multi
Jarvis_Pants bbd6
<;@BowlBot> jarvis_pa: Rolled 5
Jarvis_Pants multi it is
Ulric see, i told you so
On1 !8ball did he choose the correct skill?
<;@Nuffle> On1 : Absolutely!
Jarvis_Pants now i have to make a fling team to sacrifice
Ulric an elf team is more like it :)
Jarvis_Pants 1-3 elf 4-6 fling
Jarvis_Pants bbd6
<;@BowlBot> jarvis_pa: Rolled 5
Jarvis_Pants fling it is
Ulric damn, no more rr's i guess
Jarvis_Pants 1-3 rr 4-6 no rr
Jarvis_Pants bbd6
<;@BowlBot> jarvis_pa: Rolled 3
Jarvis_Pants rr it is
On1 roll for it :P
Jarvis_Pants 1-3 elf 4-6 fling
Jarvis_Pants bbd6
<;@BowlBot> jarvis_pa: Rolled 5
Jarvis_Pants see its fling that confirms it
Ulric nah, those dice are biased
On1 1-3 no treemen, 4-6 treemen <- jarvis u need to roll
Jarvis_Pants bbd6
<;@BowlBot> jarvis_pa: Rolled 4
Jarvis_Pants treeman :P
Ulric lucker
Ulric :)
On1 !8ball more than 1 treeman?
<;@Nuffle> On1 : Absolutely!
On1 8ball fails
Jarvis_Pants !8ball call him Nuffle
<;@Nuffle> jarvis_pa : Absolutely!
Jarvis_Pants there u go
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ulrik The Wooden
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
On1 The Twig
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
The Fling Of Death
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
The Fling Of Speed
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
The Flying Fling
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
The Trodden Fling
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
The Fling That Never Scores
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
The Fling That Eats The Soup
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
The Fling Of Infanite Wisdom
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
The Fastest Fling In The West
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
The Fling With No Name
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
The Last Fling Standing
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
The Fling That Likes Assists
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
The Winning Fling
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Flinging Good Time
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
We the Fling
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
16 players  
Coach: jarvis_pants Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 930k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 930k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-1 (2/0/0 - 3/0/0)
Last Opponent: UforUndead

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
UforUndeadShambling Undead1000k52/0/060k0 - 21000k173/0/090k52k