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Ball Redistribution Agency
P [R] Chaos Renegade

These young gentlemen are from the Ball Redistribution Agency. Developed in an attempt to monopolize the ownership and production of official league balls, they were formed from excess bureaucrats from the Agency's parent organization, Goblin Ordinance Offerings National. Provided descriptions of their Agency are evasive and secretive, with the only answers such inscrutable buzzwords such as "cool" and "starry".

What caused these pencil-pushing GOONs to take to the pitch? It's certainly not any talent. Only time will tell what their agency's mysterious goals are.


OOC Note: Out of necessity, I'm adding this note down at the bottom.

This is a gimmick team. It's not optimal by any stretch of the imagination. I woke up one day and said "I wonder how hilarious it would be to have a team where everyone dumps off" and ran with it. It's purely for fun, and to see what happens if everyone on the field has dump off and skills to support it.

That being said, I am no longer accepting challengers who do not play elfy. Sorry. If the majority of your games are 2-0 or 2-1 grinds, you are simply off the list. If your idea of fun is stalling the entirety of the second half while you gangfoul my guys rather than scoring, look elsewhere.

This team is a pushover, and you will guaranteed get more SPPs by playing elfy and scoring than you will by stalling. So don't stall, and don't "act like the raging bulls", as spiro would put it. I can't stop you, but the only one you're really hurting is yourself.

By challenging this team, you admit to having read this bio and understanding that this is a GIMMICK team focused around "Dump-Off". Any challenges to this team that do not include the phrase "Pak Chooie Unf" will be rejected.

Thank you.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Minotaur
6 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
+MA, Break Tackle
  19 0 0 0 7 3 29/31 200k
(150+50)k
 
2
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
6 3 4 8
Animosity
  15 4 0 0 0 0 4/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
3
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off
  10 2 0 1 1 1 11/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
4
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Catch, Dump-Off
  19 6 1 0 1 1 16/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
5
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Pass
  19 15 2 0 2 2 35/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
6
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dump-Off
-av 16 1 1 0 5 2 24/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
7
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel
  10 2 1 0 4 1 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
8
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel
  19 3 1 0 3 1 17/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
9
Renegade Human Lineman
5 3 3 8
Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Pass
-ma 17 18 1 0 1 3 38/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
10
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off
m 18 5 0 0 2 1 14/16 70k
(0)k
 
11
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel
  18 4 0 0 4 3 27/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
12
Renegade Goblin
6 2 3 7
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Olesh Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1460k (±480) Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 340k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (2/1/16) |TD Diff:-33 (7 - 40) |Cas Diff:2 (22/8/6 - 18/12/4)
Last Opponent: Internet Arguments Return

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Solek's Rat-SkinnersLizardmen990k110/1/160k0 - 1900k100/0/160k11k
Dying to Block YouNorse990k93/0/060k0 - 31090k161/0/080k8k
Project 101Orc1010k190/0/170k2 - 01080k20/1/00k17k
Our Princess in Another CastleNorse1090k102/0/040k0 - 21030k131/0/060k24k
Sun City DevilsTomb Kings1120k213/0/150k1 - 1980k101/0/070k11k
Hollywood SuperstarHuman1180k264/1/150k2 - 11200k111/0/050k21k
Avellino's Super ErrorsHigh Elf1210k211/3/010k1 - 21240k120/0/070k22k
Redclaw ScalesLizardmen1250k50/0/040k0 - 41270k273/3/040k25k
Varuna DentataNorse1230k110/0/010k0 - 21140k192/1/150k20k
Team BorgesLizardmen1220k122/1/040k0 - 31180k160/1/070k20k
Frogged AllianceSlann1290k192/1/220k0 - 11400k141/0/080k22k
Dark Matter ConversionDark Elf1380k71/0/010k0 - 31310k211/1/080k32k
Nuffle's TeamOrc1340k102/0/060k0 - 21260k151/2/040k25k
Twin Peaks Wood WalkersWood Elf1280k140/1/050k0 - 31340k171/0/050k28k
Vogon Constructor FleetOrc1460k151/0/030k0 - 21560k233/1/170k18k
Cruel BeautyDark Elf1380k140/0/030k1 - 41520k250/0/160k31k
Sewer ElvesSkaven1520k20/0/00k0 - 21580k180/1/0130k27k
Good or EvilHigh Elf1420k60/0/030k0 - 21490k141/0/050k25k
Internet Arguments ReturnNecromantic Horror1530k111/0/060k0 - 21450k161/1/070k24k