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Two dwarfs out on the pull, manage to score and take two women home. Dwarf one can’t get it up and to make matters worse, all night he can hear dwarf two saying “right, here I come again… 1…2…3 uuhhhh”. Next morning, dwarf one says to dwarf two, “how humiliating! I couldn’t even get it up”. Dwarf two says, “You think that’s bad… I couldn’t even get on the bed”! So the next night – the dwarf goes back to the woman from the night before except this time he’s carrying a little suitcase. As the woman lies back on the bed, preparing herself for a bit of a quiet night, the dwarf opens his suitcase and takes out four little peices of coiled spring. He attaches one each to his feet and one each to his hands. Standing up, slightly unsteadily, he bounces first up onto the bed and then onto the awaiting woman. Up and down, up and down he goes until finally the end is reached and a terrific end it is. As they smoke a cigarette, the woman turns to the dwarf and says “Wow, little fella, that was the best I’ve ever experienced! But a somewhat unusual technique. What do you call it?” “Well, its a german method” replies the dwarf, ” It’s four-sprung-dwarf-technique”

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Ho's be crazy!	Amazon	1000k	10	0/1/0	60k	1 - 0	1060k	6	0/0/0	50k	11k
athothelf	High Elf	1060k	25	4/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1000k	9	0/0/0	60k	23k
Death to the false emperor	Chaos Chosen	1230k	20	2/1/0	70k	3 - 0	1220k	9	2/0/0	50k	25k
50 Centaurs	Chaos Dwarf	1240k	19	2/1/1	30k	2 - 0	1180k	6	0/0/0	40k	22k
Tiny Rabid Hamsters	Dwarf	1380k	14	1/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1370k	7	1/0/0	50k	22k
Putridi lerci	Nurgle	1390k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1430k	9	0/0/0	30k	29k
Boxed In Ogres	Ogre	1420k	18	3/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1470k	12	1/1/0	20k	25k
Gli Amici di Germano	Chaos Chosen	1530k	15	0/1/1	70k	2 - 1	1480k	13	1/1/0	20k	22k
Fabulous High Elfs	High Elf	1610k	16	2/1/1	70k	1 - 2	1710k	13	0/0/0	40k	34k
Prone Players	Necromantic Horror	1650k	12	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1650k	18	3/1/1	70k	20k
Nocontroversial names	Necromantic Horror	1710k	14	1/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1440k	5	0/0/0	30k	26k
Lustrian Lanterns	Lizardmen	1640k	17	2/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1830k	12	1/2/0	70k	30k
Murhavuoren mullistus	Orc	1510k	15	0/2/0	70k	2 - 0	1810k	9	1/0/0	70k	32k
Chaos Dwarf Project	Chaos Dwarf	1670k	13	2/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1800k	23	1/3/2	70k	32k
Pokedex	Nurgle	1360k	13	0/1/0	30k	2 - 1	1420k	13	0/2/0	50k	22k
Zombi	Shambling Undead	1330k	11	1/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1330k	10	0/1/1	20k	30k
Feed the Tree	Wood Elf	1320k	19	1/2/0	30k	2 - 3	1650k	18	1/0/0	50k	22k
Haribo macht Hobbits froh	Halfling	1370k	21	3/2/0	40k	2 - 2	1430k	11	0/0/0	70k	28k
MCN all claw members	Shambling Undead	1380k	17	2/1/1	30k	1 - 1	1400k	12	1/0/1	70k	23k
Necro experiment	Necromantic Horror	1430k	15	1/0/1	60k	2 - 1	1540k	10	1/0/0	40k	37k
Apóstoles del Contagio	Nurgle	1550k	6	0/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1500k	23	1/3/2	20k	30k
Ziurkes valdo	Skaven	1400k	15	2/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1390k	11	0/1/1	50k	35k
Rumpels Chaosbrigade	Chaos Chosen	1470k	17	3/0/0	20k	2 - 1	1630k	10	0/0/0	70k	28k
R. Crumb girls	Amazon	1480k	14	2/1/0	30k	1 - 2	1470k	20	2/2/0	60k	26k
keep it casual	Chaos Dwarf	1410k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1360k	14	1/0/2	50k	35k
keep it casual	Chaos Dwarf	1470k	11	0/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1430k	13	1/0/1	70k	37k
Pathos	Chaos Dwarf	1470k	11	1/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1480k	17	2/1/0	40k	35k
Dwarf of beers	Dwarf	1510k	19	2/1/1	60k	2 - 0	1600k	5	1/0/0	10k	24k
SAMCRO Soldiers	Human	1540k	17	0/2/1	80k	2 - 0	1650k	7	0/1/0	20k	27k
SAMCRO Soldiers	Human	1610k	18	5/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1570k	15	1/0/0	70k	25k
SAMCRO Soldiers	Human	1680k	27	4/2/0	30k	3 - 1	1650k	8	0/0/0	30k	32k
WMD's in The Box	Chaos Chosen	1730k	6	3/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1720k	27	1/4/2	140k	38k
One Thousand Dances With Death	Wood Elf	1400k	12	0/1/1	50k	1 - 1	1850k	9	0/0/0	40k	38k
Rakfisk Ravagers BBL	Norse	1460k	21	4/1/1	70k	2 - 1	1470k	10	1/0/0	20k	28k
Box Griefers	Nurgle	1510k	9	0/0/1	20k	0 - 3	1660k	22	4/0/0	30k	34k
Knights Of The Last Order	Human	1550k	16	2/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1610k	9	0/0/0	10k	32k
Rawbone Machine	Shambling Undead	1560k	23	5/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1580k	13	0/1/1	50k	30k
Animo Poenam	Nurgle	1550k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1410k	25	3/2/1	110k	30k