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P [B] Nurgle

Founded in the early months of 2512 - it is the sole aim of the Douchers to remove any and all variety from the Box, to crush the spirit of any coach sufficiently foolhardy to choose a race other than chaos dorfs, and to decimate everyone's enjoyment of the game.

Current management:

Dud Denser
The team's one-legged blocking specialist, was once rumoured to have invaded an opposition's dugout in order to finish devouring an injured amazon player.

Dranium Gultse
Retired fouling specialist, now teaches the art of the foul.

Newly drafted: Slaine Slanda (NW)

Entrance music:

Mirrors - Ways to an End


Emo

In the Doucher's debut match they proudly retired the Kaljakone high elf squad. And again in their 6th match Nuffle was to bless their putrid souls with plentiful death, blood flowed from the stadium out onto the streets in a sickening display which saw the Douchers lay to waste a cursed lizard team.

Other career highlights include starring in a grand 10th anniversary match.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dorgan Warchild
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow
   10 0 0 0 6 2 22/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
2
Eater Sinbeard
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   9 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
3
Spike Valei
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Ulfwezen
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Dushan the Nut
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   22 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
6
Dill Dasher
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Claw
   25 1 7 0 10 0 42/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
7
Cank the Mutinous
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
8
Al Foster
Rotter
5 3 4 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block, +AG, Sure Hands
   18 3 3 0 2 3 31/51 120k
(40+80)k
  
9
Chasa Kulu
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Tackle, Dodge
   18 3 6 0 6 2 43/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
10
Dallas Toller-Wade
Rotter
3 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
 -ma, -ma 13 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Dingwad Grizzit
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Vish Daptor
Rotter
4 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block, Claw
 -ma 9 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
13
Ullars Rotcreek
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   13 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Grunt Pogus
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: hale Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:25 (10/4/11) |TD Diff:-4 (20 - 24) |Cas Diff:-12 (29/17/10 - 30/25/13)
Last Opponent: Wulfenwurner

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
KaljakoneHigh Elf1000k121/0/150k1 - 11000k110/0/050k21k
Amaz(ing)ons!Amazon1050k91/1/050k0 - 21030k151/0/050k18k
Spoiled [B]ratsSkaven1050k91/1/060k0 - 11060k120/2/060k13k
Wu BoxChaos Dwarf1120k72/0/050k0 - 11090k122/1/060k16k
Dark Evil DwarvesChaos Dwarf1120k110/0/070k2 - 01020k71/0/040k20k
Athletic Sportball ChampionsLizardmen1150k253/1/340k2 - 01230k71/0/050k18k
Fellows With CellosNecromantic Horror1260k101/1/030k1 - 01280k71/2/150k18k
Weapon X ProjectChaos Renegade1310k182/1/140k1 - 01230k164/0/160k26k
CPombinationChaos Chosen1400k101/1/120k0 - 21340k181/2/150k26k
Betcha Can't Play ThisChaos Dwarf1380k130/0/250k1 - 11370k120/1/170k28k
Bröderna KaramazovOrc1380k92/0/020k0 - 11440k141/1/150k30k
death by shorties BChaos Dwarf1380k201/2/020k3 - 01370k135/0/050k28k
Devil On The WindSkaven1450k110/2/050k0 - 41470k291/3/050k27k
Destined to die on the SandsHuman1460k120/1/050k1 - 11650k101/0/090k33k
WMD's in The BoxChaos Chosen1580k91/1/060k0 - 11580k202/2/340k30k
MataMoscasTomb Kings1280k91/1/030k0 - 21290k180/1/260k23k
Rayos y truenosLizardmen1250k60/0/040k0 - 21240k132/0/060k18k
Hollywood SeductionAmazon1250k91/1/060k0 - 11110k80/0/060k33k
A[B]C CompanyOrc1330k141/0/020k2 - 21480k191/1/170k30k
What comes aroundDwarf1340k143/0/070k1 - 01310k101/2/030k29k
In ShadowsChaos Renegade1430k101/0/030k1 - 01290k91/1/060k25k
Blodiga NovemberTomb Kings1440k101/0/040k1 - 01500k132/2/050k26k
Les invincibles du lacTomb Kings1310k213/1/160k2 - 01270k131/2/140k24k
CupChaos Dwarf1440k71/0/040k0 - 21430k150/2/060k29k
WulfenwurnerNorse1510k161/2/130k1 - 01370k91/0/150k27k