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[B] Chaos Dwarf
| My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me ten players. We're gonna be dropped onto the pitch, dressed as Chaos Dwarves. And once we're on the pitch, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla team, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Pixels. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Pixels, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Pixels won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Pixels will be sickened by us, and the Pixels will talk about us, and the Pixels will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good? But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Pixel scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Pixels scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Pixels. Or you will die tryin'. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Bull Centaur Blitzer
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6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull Block |
11 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12/ | 150k
(130+20)k |
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| 2 |
Bull Centaur Blitzer
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6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull Block, Dodge |
11 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 18/ | 180k
(130+50)k |
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| 3 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12/ | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 6 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 7 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull +ST, Mighty Blow |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20/ | 140k
(70+70)k |
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| 8 |
Hobgoblin
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5 | 4 | 3 | 7 | +ST |
-ma | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 90k
(40+50)k |
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| 9 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Kick |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 60k
(40+20)k |
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| 10 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 11 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 11 (6/0/5) | | | TD Diff: | 4 (10 - 6) | | | Cas Diff: | 3 (8/6/4 - 8/6/1) |
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| Last Opponent: Treeschool Crew | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Hikori's PureBloods | High Elf | 980k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 130k | 1 - 0 | 990k | 0 | 0/0/0 | 0k | 12k |
| Truiù de Murnich | Amazon | 990k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1040k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 9k |
| Ancient Art of Losing | Tomb Kings | 1040k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1050k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 16k |
| chaozzezze | Chaos Chosen | 1140k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1080k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 20k |
| F-Lakers | Dwarf | 1220k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1200k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 19k |
| Pule Y Machaca | Orc | 1190k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1310k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 21k |
| McHooves and the Gang | Chaos Chosen | 1260k | 14 | 1/3/0 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1310k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 10k | 24k |
| Round Raiders | Dwarf | 1270k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1280k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 23k |
| Antti Kliimaksi | Norse | 1290k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1380k | 22 | 3/1/1 | 70k | 25k |
| Iammobbello | Shambling Undead | 1270k | 15 | 0/0/2 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1270k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 25k |
| Treeschool Crew | Amazon | 1280k | 19 | 2/2/2 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1260k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 22k |