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"OK, I GOT IT, THEY ARE CLEARLY POSERS... BUT WHY PASTRAMI?"

Pastrami is glorious, that first bite of a warm pastrami sandwich on freshly baked rye. That moist, tender meat topped with spicy mustard is enough to make almost anyone swoon.

If we are going by the dictionary definition then Pastrami is "strongly seasoned smoked beef”.

Pastrami can be made from beef, mutton, even turkey. The more well-known, classic pastrami is usually made from beef, usually a large flat piece of brisket ideally from the navel end.

Pastrami is good any time, day or night. When the appetite strikes, you must feed it.

BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO ASK YOURSELF...



SPECIAL CAMEOS:

1 Match played in Bar Brawl LIII

1 Match played in FUMBBL CUP XVIII

1 Match played in GLT XV: Stunty Qualifier

1 Match played in XFL XIV Halfling
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, +MA, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Grab, Block
  71 0 0 0 40 20 Legend
180
260k
(120+140)k
 
2
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Grab, Block, Break Tackle, Multiple Block, Juggernaut
  104 0 0 1 60 27 Legend
257
250k
(120+130)k
 
3
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  28 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
4
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
5
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  15 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
6
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
7
Halfling Hefty
5 2 5 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet, +AG, Pass, Sure Hands
  31 4 7 0 0 14 95/176 200k
(50+150)k
 
8
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Leader
  18 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
9
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle, +AG
  21 0 2 0 4 1 19/31 100k
(30+70)k
 
10
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  27 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
13
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
  85 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 80k
(30+50)k
 
14
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
15
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
16
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Fanky Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1500k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:105 (24/31/50) |TD Diff:-52 (87 - 139) |Cas Diff:-51 (145/88/35 - 240/52/27)
Last Opponent: Death Bulls

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
MoonpireVampire970k164/0/240k1 - 11040k80/0/050k14k
Halfling All-Sta(R)sHalfling950k144/0/020k1 - 11000k101/0/090k15k
North SoulsNorse1010k141/0/390k1 - 1980k101/0/030k12k
Duchamp's Green BoxNurgle1010k90/2/130k0 - 1990k81/0/040k17k
Lustrian Aztec Avengers SpawnLizardmen1060k123/0/070k1 - 11000k123/0/070k13k
Bob's Big Boned BoysOgre1040k162/3/080k1 - 11080k162/2/020k28k
Mudchute Misfits VChaos Renegade1050k102/1/170k1 - 1970k101/0/020k21k
Torrejon RugbyDwarf1060k80/0/030k1 - 11040k204/0/250k19k
Vampires RogersVampire1040k112/1/060k0 - 3980k213/0/070k21k
Duchamp's Green BoxNurgle1040k101/2/030k1 - 11190k102/0/040k19k
Trouble GangOrc1060k102/0/060k1 - 0990k81/1/040k18k
SaaSChaos Dwarf1090k50/0/050k0 - 11010k122/0/030k21k
Nogtar rogarOrc1060k101/0/040k1 - 11160k111/0/020k28k
DarkmetalChaos Dwarf1070k71/0/050k0 - 41080k212/0/050k24k
Irunn NylandsNorse1080k102/0/170k1 - 0990k113/0/050k26k
OodlesWood Elf1090k91/1/050k0 - 11100k121/1/040k29k
Selvaggi e AffamatiNecromantic Horror1080k80/0/080k1 - 01000k113/0/050k19k
Black DreadChaos Renegade1040k72/0/070k0 - 21190k234/2/060k28k
Themyscira HellcatsAmazon1030k90/3/090k0 - 01000k92/0/050k21k
Stick nyHalfling1050k122/0/030k1 - 11040k174/0/170k27k
big toothed boysOrc1060k120/2/090k1 - 0990k122/1/010k15k
Otter DevastationHuman1070k100/1/090k1 - 11100k143/0/050k20k
Västerviks VisfestivalNorse1080k70/1/080k0 - 31000k264/2/050k24k
Chosen of CibareshChaos Chosen1100k51/0/060k0 - 11130k152/1/060k27k
Drop Dead DreadShambling Undead1100k102/0/050k1 - 11000k194/1/250k24k
Warpstone MongersUnderworld Denizens1110k112/1/040k0 - 21070k266/1/040k25k
Arioch's childrenChaos Chosen1010k121/2/0100k2 - 11190k30/0/00k21k
Biff's Stag DoChaos Renegade1040k91/1/040k0 - 2970k216/0/060k23k
Les déracineursWood Elf990k143/1/030k1 - 31030k171/0/050k20k
Botillo FlyingersHalfling990k80/0/070k1 - 11330k102/0/050k21k
Bad HabitzOrc1000k51/0/080k0 - 21050k192/1/150k23k
Brimorak InvasionChaos Chosen940k100/1/020k1 - 01000k71/0/050k18k
Quest for a WinDwarf1010k152/0/180k2 - 0930k132/2/160k18k
RockettesAmazon960k71/1/070k0 - 21000k161/0/130k19k
MuazGoblin970k214/1/030k3 - 01500k92/0/030k25k
SpoilerzGoblin1010k172/2/060k2 - 11260k112/1/020k29k
BBT Metal UnitedElven Union1040k143/0/070k1 - 11080k131/0/070k22k
Captain Pugwash IVNurgle1030k110/1/460k0 - 21180k151/1/060k21k
Elfos BoxeadoresDark Elf1030k122/0/020k1 - 2990k224/0/140k26k
Favor From The Dark GodsChaos Renegade1030k113/1/030k0 - 11000k143/0/070k18k
Slaaneshi Pain PushersChaos Chosen1020k91/2/040k0 - 21000k152/0/050k21k
CollusionVampire1040k194/1/190k2 - 11040k101/0/050k20k
RompetronchosOrc1050k170/0/030k4 - 01110k91/1/040k23k
Cruella de Vil y compinchesDark Elf1010k70/0/170k0 - 31000k203/0/050k20k
CountourChaos Renegade1010k143/1/070k1 - 01010k71/0/040k26k
BDSM coalitionWood Elf1050k173/1/070k2 - 2990k172/0/070k22k
Lasagne al FornoHalfling1060k102/1/170k1 - 01060k71/0/010k24k
[R] Denver BroncasChaos Renegade1050k83/0/040k0 - 11210k120/2/060k27k
90'sHuman1040k70/1/150k0 - 11930k141/0/180k30k
Ribonucleicos IIChaos Dwarf1060k70/0/170k0 - 21000k173/0/060k18k
Lokomotiv MottiNorse1020k122/0/030k1 - 01000k132/1/120k25k
KosmostarsChaos Dwarf1070k81/1/090k1 - 11000k100/1/060k25k
On Craint Dégun !Human1080k121/3/030k1 - 21060k111/0/070k25k
Lao ShuSkaven1070k100/1/060k1 - 11090k122/0/040k20k
Da's SoftiesNorse1080k120/1/120k1 - 2980k173/1/040k23k
Mahrak SandfliesTomb Kings1140k100/0/140k1 - 21270k173/1/060k22k
siobhanNorse1100k50/1/020k0 - 41030k357/1/150k36k
MDQ and cie Dwarf1100k172/2/050k2 - 11300k195/0/010k22k
Thor'OrksOrc1140k100/0/160k1 - 21480k172/1/070k33k
Phobo KartellHuman1140k124/0/060k1 - 11240k214/1/170k30k
SelvaOscuraTM_LMLizardmen1130k51/0/060k0 - 21260k131/0/060k25k
Beware the MinersDwarf1150k50/1/040k0 - 12340k143/0/060k33k
Banty BoysHuman1160k143/0/040k1 - 11560k120/2/070k30k
Da BrechazOrc1210k81/0/080k1 - 11760k100/0/160k30k
Florien Apple BlossomsHigh Elf1280k141/2/040k1 - 21640k141/0/060k25k
Cryptic ApocalypseTomb Kings1300k121/1/170k1 - 11480k195/0/080k34k
Berk on the frostNorse1310k112/0/240k0 - 21400k174/0/060k29k
Ahlenhof OgresOgre1320k141/2/050k1 - 11330k174/0/060k23k
Crimson CompanyDark Elf1320k151/2/170k2 - 11540k90/0/040k29k
95HhvrHuman1330k130/1/080k2 - 11340k132/0/010k28k
CratorREXLizardmen1320k51/1/030k0 - 11580k191/2/230k26k
Gork's RejectsOrc1180k130/0/070k2 - 11240k70/1/00k24k
Rattenheim TailguardsSkaven1210k80/1/050k1 - 21310k171/3/020k31k
Crooked CorsairsGoblin1030k142/2/020k1 - 11540k100/1/070k32k
Lab Rats From Sector 13.101Skaven1220k171/1/180k2 - 11210k162/1/060k27k
Fear the Sinestro CorpsChaos Renegade1190k142/2/120k1 - 11530k142/0/150k24k
Politicos MalvadosOrc1230k131/1/060k2 - 21330k212/2/030k32k
Frog and RhubarbHalfling1240k113/0/060k0 - 21250k212/2/270k23k
Born To Live ForeverWood Elf1180k131/3/060k2 - 32280k192/0/040k25k
dwarven giants 23Chaos Dwarf1250k133/1/040k0 - 01300k132/2/030k21k
Topolino Skaven1210k142/4/010k1 - 21280k266/0/180k35k
Silent of King's GladeWood Elf1190k154/2/040k0 - 31230k213/0/040k23k
Dark Elf RulorsDark Elf1220k92/0/070k0 - 11510k164/0/070k32k
dont hit us backNorse1280k71/0/050k0 - 21360k223/0/290k27k
BizimkilerHuman1280k162/1/240k1 - 11510k236/0/170k22k
Stumptown StomperzChaos Dwarf1290k52/0/010k0 - 51360k365/2/170k28k
Sid's Seductive SirensAmazon1240k101/1/030k1 - 21770k226/0/070k25k
Lords of KakopolisVampire1240k171/4/070k2 - 01380k81/0/060k25k
Kalabasa's KrokodileSlann1290k101/1/070k1 - 01260k71/0/060k23k
Bane of DanNecromantic Horror1300k81/0/040k1 - 21320k131/1/040k24k
LosRenagadosChaos Renegade1300k142/0/160k2 - 11330k122/0/040k18k
Pitch InvadorsHuman1340k71/0/060k0 - 11420k163/0/160k30k
Ork AttackOrc1330k131/0/050k2 - 21490k182/1/030k28k
Gods of CarnageGoblin1370k50/0/030k0 - 21530k214/1/070k34k
GFLINDVNA Super FlingsHalfling1360k90/2/060k0 - 1900k142/0/150k24k
BaffeursOrc1400k60/0/060k0 - 12020k142/1/080k35k
Big Chaos TheoryChaos Chosen1390k163/2/250k1 - 01770k81/0/010k27k
Zneaky BlindOrczOrc1400k101/0/080k1 - 11550k153/1/020k24k
Khazad-Dûm SkulkersChaos Dwarf1340k51/0/060k0 - 11490k121/1/020k23k
ChaosThugsChaos Chosen1380k165/0/060k1 - 21700k120/0/050k28k
mirandar city bbcHigh Elf1400k70/1/030k0 - 11780k80/0/030k26k
Là dessousUnderworld Denizens1390k72/0/030k0 - 11440k122/0/050k22k
Hedonistic CarnageChaos Chosen1410k50/0/020k0 - 21990k308/1/070k33k
Effluent SurfersSkaven1390k182/1/350k1 - 11350k122/0/080k22k
Death BullsChaos Dwarf1430k171/3/070k2 - 11480k164/0/160k25k