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Ungirt Runnerz
P [L] Orc

"Frowin' is fer girlz!"

And so, after a string of losses and the polite (by Orc standards, no perm) ejection of Gertie (Thrower), the Ungirt Runnerz were born.

The Blitzers and Blockers carry the names associated with their proud and ancient clan lineages. Spare a thought for the poor Head Coach though. Every time he yells "Bertie!" or "Theo!" he elicits a response from the team which can only be described as "interesting". At least this is the excuse he gives.

The abject Linos are politely describe as being "of no lineage". The rest of the team calls them by whatever epithet comes to mind.

You may ask: "Why does the team have no Troll or Gobbos?". Simply put, the the names commonly used for such dunderheads and squits would make even FUMBBL coaches blush!

[UPDATE: Robert Trueshield appeared out of the blue from among the swarming hordes of hopeful Journeyorcs, to take his honourable place on the Line of Scrimmage. The unusual speed with which he was adopted by the team has led to rumours about his parentage. "Anonymous sources" suggest that he is the son of one of the team's Blitzers (a rumour supported by the circumstantial evidence of his first name). A more scurrilous "anonymous source" says that more than one Blitzer is claiming paternity. When asked directly, the Head Coach said he could not possibly comment.]

[UPDATE: Of course Robert Trueshield copped the inevitable permanent injury (-AV), leading to his instant retirement. That the management decided to replace him with Doo-dah tells you all you need to know.]

[UPDATE: Contrary to the betting odds, the team has won the (apparently) coveted Wobbly Boot and the (obviously) coveted Shield in one go. That they did so in a game where they put in their worst performance in living memory is of no consequence - we take what we can. Onward and upward!]
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dilbert iii
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
2
Filbert
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Sure Hands, Kick-Off Return, +MA, Tackle
   30 3 10 1 4 4 63/76 170k
(80+90)k
  
3
Gilbert ii
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Tackle, Dodge, Mighty Blow
 -av 14 1 4 0 4 2 31/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
4
Wilbert
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow
   30 1 9 0 7 1 47/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
5
Theodorus ii
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Theodorus iii
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   3 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
7
Theophanes
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   30 0 1 2 5 6 47/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Theophilus ii
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
9
Oi You!!!
Lineman
5 3 3 9   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Doo-dah
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
   21 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
13
Eejit
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Wrestle, Dodge
   25 0 3 0 2 1 18/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
14
Mush!!
Lineman
5 3 3 9 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
Bumpkin
Lineman
5 3 3 9   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Lumpkin
Lineman
5 3 3 9   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1650k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1650k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:31 (16/6/9) |TD Diff:16 (45 - 29) |Cas Diff:-2 (27/18/8 - 29/18/8)
Last Opponent: Glass Bones, Paper Skin

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Western Bay SilverbacksSimyin970k122/0/040k1 - 21090k130/1/060k11k
Frozen CripplesNorse1020k111/0/060k1 - 1990k80/0/080k14k
Bone-In ChickensTomb Kings1120k71/0/040k0 - 21100k120/0/060k18k
Two Wolves' Serpants SkyDark Elf1190k80/0/060k1 - 01070k60/1/060k15k
Mighty PlatypiDwarf1120k130/0/170k2 - 11300k91/0/010k15k
Umbrage of UlthuanDark Elf1230k200/3/050k3 - 11310k131/0/020k19k
Valley VerminSkaven1270k152/0/050k2 - 1960k111/0/050k20k
Yaphet KottoElven Union1270k90/0/260k0 - 11260k90/0/070k24k
Da Lunatic FringeGoblin1360k181/0/130k3 - 11300k100/1/040k19k
Yaphet KottoElven Union1410k221/1/040k3 - 01570k80/0/040k35k
Frozen CripplesNorse1470k90/0/050k1 - 01400k60/0/040k31k
Dirty Rotten Filthy ScumNurgle1500k100/1/020k1 - 22130k256/1/070k26k
Blackwater Glee ClubChaos Chosen1440k100/0/140k1 - 21870k131/0/070k35k
World's Edge HornetsChaos Chosen1560k110/1/050k1 - 11320k162/1/050k24k
Deserted Isle BuccaneersNurgle1640k90/0/070k1 - 01960k112/2/010k30k
Undercity UnlikeablesSkaven1610k183/0/070k2 - 11380k101/0/060k30k
Brutal BeefcakesOrc1670k110/0/080k2 - 01380k121/1/130k24k
Umbrage of UlthuanDark Elf1610k100/1/050k1 - 11700k110/0/170k30k
Columbus GyrosDwarf1520k120/2/040k1 - 01790k80/1/060k28k
Back Alley Burglars bb16Ogre1660k202/1/070k3 - 02010k112/1/040k28k
willington underbellySkaven1720k122/0/010k1 - 22010k173/1/150k30k
DustbunniesSnotling1720k142/0/170k1 - 01040k50/0/060k20k
Back Alley Burglars bb16Ogre1770k122/0/050k1 - 12160k142/1/050k30k
Yaphet KottoElven Union1730k150/2/070k2 - 21770k120/0/020k29k
Otago SpiritAmazon1740k131/3/080k1 - 12480k100/0/070k37k
Coromandel CapricornsHuman1620k121/1/020k2 - 31460k212/0/080k34k
Mnajdra SolsticeVampire1770k101/0/070k1 - 21340k181/1/170k29k
Umbrage of UlthuanDark Elf1730k193/1/060k2 - 01490k111/1/220k28k
Settra's SonsTomb Kings1610k211/1/280k2 - 01820k111/3/060k26k
Otago SpiritAmazon1490k50/0/050k0 - 12360k171/1/250k27k
Glass Bones, Paper SkinSkaven1560k131/0/070k2 - 01320k80/0/020k21k