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Place of Origin: The Docks and Tunnels of Uzkulak
Coach: 'Spider' Doomboom
Stadium: Dock of Death (Under Construction)
Surface: Slabs of blasted Granite

Colors: Gold, Grey and Blue
Current Captain: Bharkgar Magmasoot
Sponsor: TBD

TEAM BIO

Original SLICC squad and one of the most brutal and dirty-playing teams in the league. These drooling maniacs has lost themselves in the vertigo of SLICC and love it. They have been ordered to stay until they bring back a big trophy to the Port of Uzkulak and their Dark Lands masters - no matter what it takes!

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Most TD’s Current Top 3:
1. Gunbhaal Darkcannon 3 TD's
2. Bharkgar Magmasoot 3 TD's
3. Naarzh Tinheart 2 TD's

Most TD’s Historic (≥2):
Bzaarakhi Skullhelm 4 TD's
Most TD’s One Game (≥2):
Draal Greyaxe 2 TD's in this game.

Most CAS Current Top 3:
1. Rhogar Scalehide 10 CAS
2. Rhaal Ashglair 7 CAS
3. Juliuz Coalspike 4 CAS

Most CAS Historic (≥2):
Rhogar Scalehide 10 CAS
Most CAS One Game (≥2):
Rhogar Scalehide 3 CAS in this game.

Most Kills Historic (≥2):
Rhaal Ashglair 2 Kills
Most Kills One Game (≥2):
TBD ... Kills ....

Top Fouler Historic:
Hthazharr Smokelasher 61 fouls (7 inj. and 2 kills)

Biggest Win: 2-0 vs. Dryads in this game.
Biggest Defeat: 0-3 vs. Northern Nippon in this game.

STAR PLAYERS


*** Did you know...

After the Great Community of Hashut got word of the SLICC a tournament was scheduled to choose the most capable squad to represent The Masters of The Dark Lands.

Amazingly a rag-tag crew of rowdy sappers from the Port of Uzkulak took the spot - even without a team name they were unbeatable. They just really had it in them (many of them had hands-on experience with trades like culling, slavery and torture which would be a real boon for any BB-team). Being able to play proper Blood Bowl and also utilizing their knowledge of explosives quickly gave them the upper hand in many games. Also an unfortunate rockslide which annihilated the opposing team in the finals - The High Pass Prancers - during the opening ceremony of the last game was interpreted as a cooperative sign from Hashut and Nuffle. The Sappers had been chosen.

In a rush the team was officially named, washed, kitted in matching mysterious gear and shipped out unto the frothing Sea of Chaos and told never to return again unless they won something big!

*** Did you know...

That their first ever SLICC game was a total bust! Still punch drunk from a hard voyage (and some hard liquor) The Sappers were kicked to pieces by the hardplayin’ Gnoblars and their two violent ogres. Especially after a T1 foul that hurt the feelings of one of the big brutes the Dirty Grotty Hijinkz went amok. A dead mutant, a severely injured lineman and a lost SLICC-debut was the result. The Sappers found their arch-rivals fast!

Win/Loss ratio so far vs. The Hijinkz - W/D/L - 1/0/1

*** Did you know...

That The Sappers (despite being filthy sadistic creatures) have one of the Dark Lands hottest daemonsmiths - 'Evil' St. Longshanks - as house-tailor. He created their unique outfit in molten lava streams deep beneath Zorn Uzkul while chanting the most obscene fan-chants ever known. Illegal weaponry can't be called out if they look like clothes...






Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet based on template by Thom_Darkness.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Dwarf Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block, Catch, Thick Skull
Tackle, Mighty Blow, +MA
  15 0 2 0 4 5 39/51 170k
(100+70)k
 
2
Chaos Dwarf Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Catch, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 100k
(100+0)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Wrestle, Strip Ball
  19 8 3 0 1 1 24/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Leader
  10 5 3 0 0 2 24/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Kicker
4 3 2 9
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Thick Skull
  23 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Kicker
4 3 2 9
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Thick Skull
  16 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Mutant
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
Claw, Dauntless, Foul Appearance
  20 0 0 0 10 3 35/51 120k
(60+60)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Mutant
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
Claw, Dauntless
  23 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
9
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
10
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
11
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
Side Step, Guard
n 21 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
14
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 2 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
12 players  
Coach: doomspider Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: SLICC Black Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1450k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (5/7/11) |TD Diff:-15 (18 - 33) |Cas Diff:26 (43/14/6 - 20/15/2)
Last Opponent: Onigi Red Hornets

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Dirty Grotty HijinkzSLICC Gnoblar970k123/0/050k1 - 21000k173/1/140k13k
Westside WerecatsSLICC Were990k152/0/160k2 - 1990k111/0/060k18k
Ulgu Clans GnomesSLICC Gnome1050k123/0/050k0 - 21060k173/0/070k19k
Religious NutsSLICC Sisters of Sigmar1060k132/0/150k2 - 21140k120/0/070k16k
Orion's OcelotsSLICC Kurnous1120k151/1/020k2 - 21250k141/0/070k16k
Golden City GladiatorsSLICC Khainite Assassins1150k131/3/140k1 - 31350k150/1/070k21k
Northern PowerhouseSLICC Northern Nippon1130k111/2/020k0 - 31200k203/0/090k24k
Ulgu Clans GnomesSLICC Gnome1290k102/0/080k1 - 11130k80/1/070k19k
Northern PowerhouseSLICC Northern Nippon1280k194/1/060k1 - 01380k60/0/040k34k
Scouring TidesSLICC Elemental - Water1330k81/0/040k0 - 21530k110/0/070k26k
Dirty Grotty HijinkzSLICC Gnoblar1350k194/0/170k2 - 11320k80/0/070k29k
Ulgu Clans GnomesSLICC Gnome1380k112/0/120k0 - 01310k70/1/060k29k
Dignity CongregationSLICC Daemons of Khorne1350k120/1/170k1 - 11350k120/2/070k31k
Coastal Ghosts of AlbionSLICC Ethereal1300k141/2/040k0 - 11160k80/0/060k23k
Blacktail BerserkersSLICC Clan Mors1530k112/0/040k0 - 11660k131/1/070k28k
A.C. PinetiSLICC Slaanesh1450k172/1/060k2 - 11140k110/0/050k23k
Servants of the Crimson DjinnSLICC Tzeentch1580k82/0/080k0 - 01220k50/0/030k21k
Fatal FangornSLICC Dryad1590k172/1/040k2 - 01170k50/0/040k27k
Twisted MachinationsSLICC Daemons of Tzeentch1570k102/0/020k0 - 11400k184/1/140k25k
Blackwater All-StarsSLICC Troll1460k82/0/060k0 - 21380k151/1/050k26k
Fiery Lugh WarriorsSLICC Albion1440k71/0/040k0 - 21280k170/3/070k28k
Dignity CongregationSLICC Daemons of Khorne1500k151/2/030k1 - 11590k151/2/070k35k
Onigi Red HornetsSLICC Nippon1530k82/0/070k0 - 41520k242/1/050k20k