8 coaches online • Server time: 06:37
* * * Did you know? Up until now, 1479782 players have died on the pitch.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post FUMBBL HAIKU'Sgoto Post Gnome Roster - how a...goto Post Exempt teams
LordMaul's Choice
Roster [X] Elf

Another day on the range (i.e. FUMBBL)

Oooooh, elfbowlers, dirty elfbowlers.
Oh you coward, why don't you play like a man.
Are a little girly girl, elfbowler?
What, you're afraid of a few DP and RSC, huh?
You are a little kitten, all scare of everything which does blocks?
Scared of losing your players, that are just a bunch of bytes and pixels, huh?
Backing down from every challenge by a team not playing elfbowl?
Man, I wish all those cowards like you would leave FUMBBL and play elfbowl in their elfbowl world.
(...)
What? Against your dwarves? No, gotta go ...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
The Best
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
Guard, Dodge, +AG
   17 1 6 0 2 2 33/51 200k
(215)k
  
3
Much Better
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   15 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 80k
(70)k
  
4
Even Better than Much Better (2)
Thrower
6 5 4 7
Pass
+ST, +ST
   10 13 1 0 3 0 22/31 170k
(183)k
  
5
Better than the four before (2)
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate
   4 7 0 0 0 0 7/16 90k
(95)k
  
6
The Perfect Center
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard, Block
   16 1 2 0 1 4 29/31 110k
(105)k
  
8
Almost Impossible
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   15 2 0 0 0 2 12/16 80k
(70)k
  
9
Second To None
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   16 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 80k
(70)k
  
10
Near Perfection (2)
Lineman
6 3 5 7
+AG, Leap
   12 6 0 0 0 2 16/31 120k
(128)k
  
11
Unbelievable
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Block
   16 0 3 0 2 1 18/31 100k
(110)k
  
12
Flawless
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dodge, Guard, Block
   15 5 11 0 0 1 43/51 170k
(193)k
  
13
Magnificent
Catcher
8 3 3 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dump Off, Block
 -ag, m 8 2 5 0 2 0 21/31 150k
(0)k
  
14
Really Great!
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dump Off, Dodge
   6 1 5 0 0 0 16/31 150k
(160)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: grep-v Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1720k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (7/3/7) |TD Diff:9 (42 - 33) |Cas Diff:-16 (13/3/3 - 16/16/3)
Last Opponent: Shaved Beast Men
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/03.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   4.0   1.070k
Dark Elf31/0/21.3-2.01.0   0.3   0.3-0.7   1.0   0.0-80k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-560k
High Elf41/1/23.3-2.51.3   0.0   0.3-0.3   0.5   0.0-43k
Human20/1/12.0-3.01.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.00k
Lizardmen10/1/02.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0210k
Skaven21/0/12.5-2.00.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.080k
Vampire11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Wood Elf22/0/04.0-0.50.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.555k
Total177/3/72.5-1.90.8   0.2   0.2-0.9   0.9   0.2-26k