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| Natalie Portman: Gangsta Rap No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register complete lyrics, i think: i don't sleep motherf**ker off that yak and the bourbon doin 120 getting head while i'm swervin "damn Natalie, you a crazy chick" yo shut the f**k up and suck my d**k i'm bustin dudes mouths like gushers motherf**ker roll up on NBC and smack the s**t out Jeff Tucker "what you want Natalie?" to drink and fight! "what you need Natalie?" to f**k all night! don't test me when i'm crazy on that airplane glue put my foot down your throat 'til your s**t's in my shoe leave you screamin', pay for my dry cleanin' f**k your man, it's my name that he's screamin all the kids lookin up to me can s**k my d**k it's Portman, motherf**ker, drink 'til i'm sick slit your throat and pump nitrous down the hole watch you laugh and cry - while i laugh, you die and all the dudes, you know i'm talkin to you "we love you Natalie" i wanna f**k you too! P! is for Portman P! is for p**sy i'll kill your f**kin dog for fun so don't push me when i was in harvard, i smoked weed every day i cheated every test and snorted all the yay i got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes i'll sit right down on your face and take a s**t! Natalie you are a badass bitch (hell yeah) and i will pay for your dry cleaning when my s**t gets in your shoe (what) as for the drug use, well i can vouch for that my d**k is scared of you, girl WHAT |
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Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Mighty Blow |
8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6/ | 80k
(70)k |
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| 2 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block |
4 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 12/ | 90k
(115)k |
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| 3 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle |
8 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 18/ | 90k
(95)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 90k
(95)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Tackle |
8 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16/ | 90k
(95)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 9 |
Catcher
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8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/ | 70k
(85)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow |
8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 17/ | 100k
(95)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 13 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(85)k |
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| 14 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate Guard |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/ | 140k
(123)k |
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| 15 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Guard |
5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 110k
(125)k |
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| 16 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Guard |
1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11/ | 110k
(125)k |
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| Games Played: | 8 (6/2/0) | | | TD Diff: | 9 (15 - 6) | | | Cas Diff: | 13 (9/3/4 - 2/0/1) |
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| Last Opponent: Colors of Speeeeeeed | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
| Dark Elf | 2 | 1/1/0 | 1.5 | - | 1.0 | 0.5 1.0 1.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 145k |
| Elven Union | 2 | 2/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.5 | 1.0 0.5 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -45k |
| Norse | 3 | 2/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 0.3 | 1.3 0.0 0.3 | - | 0.3 0.0 0.3 | 77k |
| Wood Elf | 1 | 1/0/0 | 5.0 | - | 2.0 | 2.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | 0k |
| Total | 8 | 6/2/0 | 1.9 | - | 0.8 | 1.1 0.4 0.5 | - | 0.3 0.0 0.1 | 54k |