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Skye's Tainted
P [L] Chaos Chosen

Food tampered with, contaminated by poorly maintained machinery, afflicted with disease............all these and more are signs of the taint of chaos spreading across the pitches of the Southern Wastes League.

Ever had a half heated pie at the footy and suffered for it on getting home?
Ever thought that zesty taste on your restaurant meal was delightful and suffered for it upon getting home?
Ever eaten something that you thought, "ah shell be right, ill just cut this rotten bit off" and suffered for it some three to twelve hours later?
Spoiled food products, diseased meats, gobs of spit in your burger, unwashed hands preparing your tasty snack......all part of the taint of Chaos!!!!!!!!!


Special thanks to http://urbanlegends.about.com/ for the inspirations for the beastmen and mino names.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Master Lucancis
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
2
Master Teralus
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
   7 1 3 0 0 0 10/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
3
Master Terias
Chosen Blocker
4 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
 -ma, m 18 2 4 0 3 4 40/51 160k
(0)k
  
6
Springvale Pork Rolls
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
Claw, Block, +ST, Guard, Strip Ball
   65 1 4 0 26 4 85/176 190k
(60+130)k
  
7
Allied Bakeries
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +MA
   65 2 5 0 13 7 78/176 170k
(60+110)k
  
8
Razor Candy Apple
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(0)k
  
9
Wheres my McPus Burger?
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
AlcoPops
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
KFC Chicken
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Foul Appearance, Dirty Player, Guard
   65 1 4 0 11 7 70/76 140k
(60+80)k
  
12
Wendy's Other Chilli
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
+ST, Block, Guard
 n 39 2 5 0 6 4 49/51 150k
(60+90)k
  
13
Beetle Boy
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   10 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
17
Zachary Coldrock
Journeyman Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
18
Richard Deeporc
Journeyman Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: JoeKano Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1460k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:68 (26/14/28) |TD Diff:-16 (80 - 96) |Cas Diff:49 (87/68/25 - 63/49/19)
Last Opponent: Less Than Fantasy
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon32/0/11.7-0.72.3   1.0   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.0340k
Chaos Chosen31/1/11.0-1.03.7   1.0   0.3-1.0   1.3   0.027k
Chaos Dwarf30/1/20.3-1.71.0   1.0   0.7-2.0   0.3   0.080k
Dark Elf20/1/10.5-1.53.0   2.5   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.5290k
Dwarf20/1/11.0-1.51.5   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0215k
Elven Union31/0/21.0-2.31.7   0.3   0.7-1.0   0.7   0.0-40k
High Elf63/0/31.5-1.30.8   1.2   0.2-0.3   0.0   0.0457k
Human42/1/11.5-1.30.8   1.0   0.0-0.3   1.3   0.3-128k
Lizardmen32/1/01.7-1.02.3   2.3   0.7-1.0   1.3   0.3403k
Necromantic Horror54/0/11.8-0.81.6   0.6   0.2-0.6   0.4   0.2194k
Norse64/0/21.2-1.00.7   1.0   0.5-1.5   0.7   0.7168k
Nurgle82/4/20.8-1.00.6   0.5   0.4-0.5   1.3   0.4143k
Ogre10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-150k
Orc72/2/31.0-1.90.7   0.4   0.4-1.6   0.6   0.7-201k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0250k
Skaven41/0/31.3-2.01.8   2.0   1.0-0.5   0.8   0.323k
Tomb Kings21/0/11.0-2.00.5   2.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0-230k
Wood Elf51/1/31.4-2.20.8   0.6   0.2-0.6   0.6   0.2-32k
Total6826/14/281.2-1.41.3   1.0   0.4-0.9   0.7   0.3102k